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I'd like to see a business that is a combination golf driving range and car wash. Just park the car, hit a bucket of balls, and your car is clean when you're done. It's the ideal combo, and each service would be optional and separate. A driving range and a car wash take about the same amount of time, they both require good weather, they can both be weekly or bi-weekly activities, and the combination turns two generic services into one special one. (Yes, I did steal this idea from the Laundromat/bar concept.)

I'd also like to see a better evite system that allows people to move from conditional plans into something concrete. For example, I might want to go to dinner and a movie with friends IF I like the movie, and IF the timing is right, and IF they pick a good restaurant. My guess is that many people don't bother making plans with friends because it's too hard to negotiate all the preferences. No one enjoys putting out invitations and getting no takers. It's hard to be the organizer.

I'd like the future evite system to start by figuring out who is around and who is up for what sorts of activities. Over time, the system would figure out the sorts of things you like and make suggestions to your circle of friends. Or perhaps you would keep a running profile of the new movies you'd like to see, the concerts you'd enjoy, and the restaurants you want to experience. The evite system would combine everyone's general preferences into one or more specific plans for which you can opt in or out. And all along the process that might develop over the course of a week, each participant can "nudge" the plan in the direction he or she wants. The system might even negotiate potluck menus and help pick a home for get-togethers.

I'd also like someone to invent a better calendar interface. The current ones are way too much fussy clicking. I get annoyed every time I enter something on Google calendar or Outlook. I feel like a data entry clerk. Can't that be easier?

Yeah, I know, Siri has a voice solution. I haven't tried it, but my experience with Google voice search on my phone tells me that in the real world there is no such thing as a quiet enough environment. And if it is quiet, there's a reason, such as the fact someone is working in the cubicle nearby or trying to read at the airport. As things stand, Siri is more of a douche bag identification system than a scheduling tool.

Google has a nice option for letting you do a quick entry just by typing the details in any way you like and letting the system figure out what you meant. That's about halfway to where I'd like the interface to be.

I also think my to-do list and my calendar need to be better married. If you're like me, you want to keep your "thinking" tasks separate from your "doing" tasks. In other words, you might want to do all of your writing and designing in one block of time, and then your phone calls and scheduling during another. So maybe your to-list needs to make that distinction, plus others, such as how long a task takes and when it needs to be completed. And all of that needs to happen without a fussy calendar interface.

I just needed to get those ideas out of my head to make room for more. (That's literally true. I need to clean my mental attic every now and then.) If you'd like to do the same, let's hear your business ideas in the comments.

 
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Nov 21, 2011
I'd like a meta-shopping site (Google shopping, Price Runner, Kelkoo, etc) where I can make an offer for an item.

Too often a local store doesn't have the best price, or if you want to buy more than 1 item there's no way to make a deal.

The offers could be targeted (to the local store: match the best price) or a general "I'm willing to pay so and so much for 2 of these, who wants to sell me them?" Of course the stores should be able to make counteroffers.
 
 
Nov 2, 2011
Two words: TV Wash. People spend far too little time cleaning the innards of their television, which stand in desperate need of professional cleaning. http://proverbialbejesus.blogspot.com/
 
 
Nov 1, 2011
I also want someone to create a facebook for groups. (Groupbook?) Yes - there are lots of group sites, but none that really meet the needs of a local, community-based group with a limited, but highly collaborative membership (like a scout troop, homeschool coop, sports team or even a book club). I have a lot of very specific ideas for how it should function including calendar functions, contact options (robo calls and reminder e-mails based on user-selected criteria), signup, photo sharing and scheduling options), but I should probably get back to my actual job now...
 
 
Nov 1, 2011
For calendars: I want a flatscreen electronic calendar on my wall. I want to be able to publicize some parts of it - and set rules in which some friends could add to it or comment on it. I want to be able to link to various organizations that I belong to - and have all their meeting dates appear in faded green when I click a button. If I select certain dates, those would stay while the rest disappear.

I could make restaurant reservations that way - by selecting an evening and having available reservations appear in temp mode - until I choose one. Same with other types of appointments that don't require a conversation. If I have several options for a lunch date, I can make those available to a group of friends - and wait for them to select one and confirm. (Each time one selects a range of possible dates it narrows -- until the last one chimes in. Then the first one to pick the final date wins.)
 
 
Nov 1, 2011
This is a business idea I've played with: Starting a small self-directed learning center for 6th-8th graders.

I think a lot of kids would be well served emotionally, intellectually and even physically by skipping middle school. Even really good middle schools are tough on kids.

A lot of people have commented on how much more mature my kids seemed at that age than most of their peers. I'd love to say it was my superior parenting - but I really believe that most of it was due to the fact that they did not have to negotiate the social land mines of middle school during a key development phase.

I have a huge library of books from my own homeschooling days to draw upon: History, literature, science, etc. - written for that level. Kids could choose their own books (within limits) and would then read for a least one hour every day. This would strengthen their reading and writing skills far beyond any worksheet-driven approach they'd get in public school. We'd do weekly field trips, hands on science (I have a small farm with goats and chickens and a large garden), a self-paced math program etc. Basically - I'd follow the approach I used to homeschool my kids - but expand it for 10 -12 kids at a time. (I'd run two, four hour programs: 8am to 12 and 1 to 5pm) - with an all day field trip for the whole crew once/week. I'd also be able to run real writing workshops - with kids responding to one another's work. That is something I could not do with just my kids at home.

The biggest hurdle: I'm not willing to give grades. I've already been told this can be a deal-breaker for many parents. It would be a deal breaker for me to have to give them. Comprehensive assessments would be fine. I'd encourage outside testing - but I won't do grades. I'm a big believer in handing a paper or other assignment back and asking that it be redone to reflect a child's best work. I'm not a believer in setting a standard that, once met, signals a kid is free to slack off. I could care less who is above or below average. All i care about is whether a kid is doing his or her own best work and fully developing as a learner.
 
 
Nov 1, 2011
When I had small children I would have paid good money to access a play center that offered washing machines dryers and partial kitchens around the outside edge of a large open play area.

The idea would be to load bags of laundry and ingredients for several meals into my van along with my three kids. I could let them play - while I watched - and did laundry and food prep for the week. I would also have had a chance to hang out with other parents instead of being isolated at home. The kids would be better off because they could play. Parents could also help each other out by taking turns hanging out with the kids - and helping with the chores around the perimeter.

Small children have to be confined in some way at home if you are going to actually accomplish anything - which is one reason they end up watching too much TV. My oldest had a tendency to entertain himself by clearing countertops with his arm, pulling books off shelves, dumping out drawers etc. A friend called him a "an impressive force of entropy." Getting him out of the house for an hour was worth a day of disaster recovery effort. (He also tended to trigger avalanches of unsolicited parenting advice. If you are tempted, you are too late. He's now 18 - and a cadet at West Point.)

Even less challenging kids are better off playing with friends than stuck at home while parents try to get basic chores done. Parents are better parents when they get a break and hang out with other adults as well. Isolation is one thing that makes stay-home parenting much more challenging than in our more communal past.

Parents would probably pay a couple of hundred dollars/month for membership - or less for one or two days/week access. There would have to be some staffing, but parents would sign an agreement to provide 100% onsite supervision - or designate a substitute in writing who would provide 100% supervision. It would not be a drop off center - though that service could be offered as well - in a separate area. Once you get a community of parents plugged in, there would be a lot of opportunity for expanding profitable services to them.
 
 
Nov 1, 2011
@RavenBlack

Scott has riffed on this theme in the past:
http://dilbert.com/blog/entry/your_next_gym/

and I think there were a few other entries further back.

I like both exercise and video games. I suspect many people like both too. I just think serious exercisers will not combine them. Focussing on working out hard is a different kind of concentration from playing a game. If you could get the idea in the link above going I could see that working - but using a controller whilst exercising seems to me to mean you do neither well - our gym had cycle machines where you pedalled harder to do better at the game. The machines lasted about 3 months - I hardly saw anyone use them except me and then only until I realised it was a bit meh. Perhaps I am single threaded but driving on the pedals causes me to lose track of the game and doing the game causes me to not work hard enough - the object of the exercise.

I agree it could work though, just not sure how.
 
 
Nov 1, 2011
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Oct 31, 2011
In Houston, in the 50's and 60's, there was a putt-putt and driving range next door to a car wash. They were owner by the same guy.
 
 
Oct 31, 2011
RE: Fongandrew - it makes no difference if people are good at estimating, as long as they are consistent. Get them to add in expected and actual times, and the system can then self adjust based on previous estimates and results. This could even be category based as I might be good at estimating how long it will take me to watch a film, but awful at gardening estimates, so the system would adjust more for a gardening task than watching a film.
 
 
Oct 30, 2011
With things like rosetta stone and hooked on phonics, I'm surprised we don't completely outsource education to some teach software. India can make $80 laptops so you could build cheap enough computers. Most people have some form of internet connection and even if they don't, shipping software via UPS isn't that expensive.

Kids could do it at home or in a room at their parents' work so you wouldn't need much in the way of schools or school buses. Since it is software, for a lot of students you can probably check their progress online automatically and send an automated report to the parents on how the kid is doing. They could also work at their own pace so the faster ones wouldn't be slowed down by our system and the slower ones can take the little extra time that they need without being rushed.

There would probably be several different software producers so if your kid has one learning style, you could by one version over another where as schools might have a one side fits all approach. Parents could also demand parental control features to keep the bad ideas away from their kids.

If this was done for everyone, you could easily cut educational costs by up to 90% per year for the average student and free up that money to help the poor, balance the budgets, or whatever. And you might end up with smarter students too.

Plus if you think about it, a lot of people who go to college or a university could probably learn from one of these packages as well, reducing the need for them to be in the system. If you want to be an accountant, you'd buy AccountingStonePhonics, learn from that in under a year for under $1,000 and then get a job without have to worry about spending the time or money taking courses you don't give a poop about. This wouldn't work for every career path, but if it helped enough people then it'd be a good thing. You could either do it at home with your parents if you are really cheap, or in your apartment while you are making money at some part time job. You want to be a CS major? Not a problem. You might have to buy Visual Studio or something like that, but that's to be expected. If you want to be an engineer or an architect, you'd have to get some CAD software, but again, no biggie.

For a number of careers, you could probably turn going to college into a thing of the past.
 
 
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Oct 30, 2011
This is not so much a combination, but I always wondered why nobody ever opened an overnight auto repair place in a well-populated area that could support it. Auto work has a serious queueing problem seemingly anytime during the week, and in my (admittedly anecdotal) experience, blue-collar workers like mechanics seem to be predisposed to being night owls anyway. And if not, you can always pay 'em an extra few bucks an hour for taking the graveyard shift. Put it near a major highway and all those late-night breakdowns could get towed right to you and make up the difference. It shouldn't be too difficult to get iPhones to give that information out to people stranded in your vicinity.

I guess you would still have a problem with needing parts, but in my experience if they need a part you'll have to wait until the next day to get it anyway; an overnight garage might be able to cut that in half sometimes.
 
 
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Oct 30, 2011
Why would the car wash/driving range be a single business?

Where I come from, it's common to see freelance car-wash vendors setting themselves up in car parks (by agreement with the site owner, obviously, so there's presumably some level of kickback involved). I don't immediately see how you'd improve on that model by having the car washers and the driving range staff employed by the same people.

But I love the to-do list/calendar idea. Maybe you could list to-do items with various descriptors (e.g. "noisy" for a task that requires making noise, "continuous" for a task that can't be done in short instalments), and the list that's actually displayed at any given time would be filtered by those descriptors.
 
 
Oct 30, 2011
I love the e-vite idea, whether it's a FB app or standalone website I REALLY hope it happens.
 
 
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Oct 30, 2011
I live in Doha, Qatar, and they already have a type of service very similar to what you describe, Scott. There are people who wash your car while you are grocery shopping or shopping at the mall.

As you get out of your car in the mall or grocery store parking lot, there is a dude in coveralls who asks you if you want a carwash, and how long you expect to be before you return to your car. You pay him about $5, and he gives you a receipt on the spot. As long as you're gone for 45 minutes or more, you come back to a car which has been hand washed from top to bottom.

The service is perfect here in a country where dust is ubiquitous and where (during the summer especially) the malls are one of the only large air-conditioned spaces where people regularly gather to socialize outside of the home.
 
 
Oct 28, 2011
A couple of Friends I've known since I was 5 years old, and I, have thought about an accounting and financial assistance app (App is so cliche) but anyway.... A phone program for special needs individuals. One of the friends works at a high school magnet program for special needs teens and early adults. He teaches life skills and hes quite innately adept at behavior management. We brain storm when ever we have the time. I'm seriously thinking about working on it as a side project to the main project i'm working on now.
 
 
Oct 28, 2011
Make a tablet with basic computing ability for browsing the Internet, reading books, calendar, e-mail, and such. Make it big (at least 8X10) for easier reading, but give it a smaller battery to make it lighter and reduce the cost. Create a separate rechargeable battery that can be connected when you need it, which doubles as a handy handle, and triples as a weighted stand if you want to use the tablet like a stand alone monitor.

Now put a keyboard, motherboard/CPU, and drive bay (solid state, optical, etc.) in a tray which can connect to the stand alone battery pack on a hinge, and which has the same height and width as the tablet. Now your tablet can work as a monitor, as a browser/reader, and as part of a notebook. With this configuration, consumers don't have to choose between a notebook and tablet. Purchasing this tablet alone is basically a downpayment for eventually purchasing the notebook.

If you are going on a plane trip, you pack the lower tray, but keep the tablet out for reading during the flight. When you get to an office, where you need to type a lot or handle spreadsheets and such, you can easily make it a notebook computer - all without the redundancy of expense or weight of two separate devices.

And if possible, use a Unix based OS.
 
 
Oct 28, 2011
How about a sporting event that combines boxing with political punditry?

For example, can't you just imagine Alan Colmes and Sean Hannity in the ring together?

Colmes: "You right-wing wacko! [left jab]. There's nothing unconstitutional [left jab, right hook] about the president's health care plan!"

Hannity: "Colmes, you're a mouthpiece for the Democrat party [body punch, left jab]! The commerce clause [three-punch combo] has nothing to do with intrastate purchase of health insurance [left jab, uppercut]!

Boy, I'd pay money for that.

If you're not up for the sweet sport, then how about a basketball game? Obama vs. Boehner in a two-on-two to fifteen, winner having to either pass cap-and-trade or repeal health care.

OK, Obama clearly would have the edge in that one, so let's make it golf. Handicaps included.

I mean, can our federal government do much worse than it is already doing? They're all too casual about spending other people's money. Solyndra stands out as the obvious example - where's the outrage? B of A charges $5 a month for a debit card vs. a government that takes 50% of your money, and whom are you angry at?

So let's let them compete for the right to decide how they're going to s c r e w us next.

Just a modest proposal, apologies to Swift.
 
 
Oct 28, 2011
My idea is "Lessons Depot".

You could locate it in any warehouse district that is close to middle class residential neighborhoods. Then, instead of schlepping your child to guitar lessons one day, then bringing his sister to ballet the next day and then back to the batting cages, etc. You could drop your kids off at Lessons Depot for a full afternoon or half-weekend-day and they could progress through a series of "stations" where they learn and work on different skills. In order to solve the queuing problem, some of the stations could be group lessons, while others would be individual, etc.

This would make life easier for the parents, and it would also be good for the instructors, who would benefit from cross-selling opportunities
 
 
Oct 28, 2011
So many great ideas...this blog is always interesting and compelling reading for me, which leads to my problem and my business idea. I can waste hours on the internet, and not do much of any work on writing projects or ather administrative junk I should be doing. I know there are programs that block out the internet for a certain period of time (one called "freedom" I think), but how about an internet lock that is tied into your to do list. Until you produce two double spaced pages, your internet will not open, or until you cross off an item on your to do list, the internet will not open. You could cheat it, of course, but I'm sure it would influence my behavior. You could also have a setting that gives you 10 minutes on the Scott Adams Blog, then it will shut off for 4 hours, giving you a reward and a mental break between the boring parts of your day.
 
 
 
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