I'm in LA today, signing Dilbert books at the BEA (bookseller convention), from 1-3 pm, in the Andrews McMeel Publishers booth. If you want something signed, find a friend who knows a friend who knows someone at the show.
Hey, Scott! I'm late, I know, but I had such a brilliant (?) idea I couldn't let it pass!! If I find you, the thing you sign for me could be one of your blank checks!!!
As you always say, someone probably already thought about that. I don't care, as long as you make the check for ME!
"Andrews McMeel"??? What is that, some kind of burger?
I need a sick note signed for wednesday next week. This restriction about who can go to the show is a bit rich though. My friend doesn't have any friends. Mind you, he doesn't have any body either.