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About a week ago it occurred to me that I could probably double my net worth without increasing my risk. But I wasn't willing to pull the trigger because even though I could identify no risk, maybe I was missing something. It turns out that my plan would have worked, but I waited too long and probably missed window.

The investment idea was this: Sell most of my municipal bonds and buy stock in Wells Fargo bank. This was before the recent run-up in the stock market. The reason this seemed like a risk-free investment is that there were only two real possibilities for the future. Either the banks would become healthy, through government action or market forces, in which cases their stock would zoom, or the entire world would plunge into darkness and no investment would be worth anything.

Generally when you make an investment choice there is an opportunity cost. You always have to wonder if the investment you didn't make would have been better than the one you made. But in the case of banks last week, either they would go up in value, probably by a lot, or the entire economy would collapse and no investment would have value. So while there was a huge risk to investments in general, there was no risk in moving money into Wells Fargo stock. It was all upside potential with no additional risk.

I wonder if there has ever been a time when such a clear investment choice existed.
 
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Mar 26, 2009
It seems to me U.S. Bancorp would be a much better choice for Scott's strategy, and it's also not too late.
 
 
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Mar 26, 2009
I suppose your hedge could be spending what time and money you have left !$%*!$% up to farmers so that one of them is likely to take pity on you (no contract required) before the rest of the mob... perhaps survival training wouldn't hurt either...

I was also thinking that since we have all become completely relient on the internet to manage our day to day lives... I think it might be smart to start printing out all the webpages so that when the electricity goes out we can still function.
 
 
Mar 26, 2009
Boozle: if the financial and social order has completely collapsed, and you've made a deal with a farmer to share his oasis of real value . . . who will enforce your contract with him? Don't you think he'll already have plenty of help to pick from, between his extended family and his neighbors? Do you really think he would let a stranger into his refuge, when most strangers are trying to loot his farm? With no lawyers and no policemen, who will uphold your claim?

There is no "hedge" against the end of the civilized world. If you want to be prepared for the end of the world, you have to go all the way. Buy a farm in a remote location, learn how to subsist without electricity or modern medicine, and be prepared to defend it against all comers. Better yet, convince someone in your immediately family to go do that, while you stay put, invest while the market is at low ebb, and cash in when things get better. That's what Dogbert would do . . .
 
 
Mar 26, 2009
Seriously, I hope someone explains this, because it makes no sense to me. If the government just prints whatever money they need, why is there deficit spending, taxes, a national debt and government bonds?
 
 
Mar 25, 2009
If the government gets its money by printing it, then why are there things like taxes, deficit spending, government bonds and a national debt?
 
 
Mar 25, 2009
Webgrunt et. Al, I invite you to look up Chris Martenson's crash course. How the government makes money is exactly that.
 
 
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Mar 25, 2009
Some people are about to get very rich, or more likely increase already substantial wealth. Whichever private investment company figures out asset pricing best is going to win the toxic asset lottery. These assets have a lot of value and with the government subsidizing the risk some hedge fund is going to make a mint. I don't know how to judge the quality of private investment firms beyond some standard performance criteria, but pick the right one and lots of money will be made.
 
 
Mar 25, 2009
Scott:

You might yet get your chance to try this investment. According to my Ouija board, we are currently merely experiencing a "sucker's rally". The Dow will go back to tanking in a few weeks, and continue (with more minor rallies) into next year.

So says the mighty Ouija board.

 
 
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Mar 25, 2009
For situations like yours my boss often says 'there is no point betting on the end of the world.'

A concept that is strangely quite difficult to put into practice.
 
 
Mar 24, 2009
@webgrunt "Please tell me you're not one of those people who thinks the government generates new money to spend just by printing it... "

I think that you'll find that this is effectively what they meant by "quantitative easing" in the 300 billion bond buy back announcement.

It might be unusual, but these are unusual times. I read that the UK are doing it too. Printing more money is all the rage these days.
 
 
Mar 24, 2009
Scott, have you worked for walmart or something, because your strips are like wal-mart to a "T". One time our store manager thad a great idea of taking paper towels from the bathroom to save money. Too bad you couldn't do a comic strip about having parking meters in the associate parking only, or pay toliet paper dispensers (not pay toliets that way when you sit down they got you right where they want you). ten cents for 1 ply, 25 cents for 2-ply and you only get 5 squares.
 
 
Mar 24, 2009
My shot for an almost no-lose investment is to sell the current 5-year interest rate which is somewhere around 1.8%. How much lower can it go? Conversely, with the dollar losing more of its value each day, as soon as the ecomony picks up, so will inflation.
 
 
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Mar 24, 2009
@risingstarlp

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter
 
 
Mar 24, 2009
Kusler67 said:

"As long as the printing press doesn't break there is no slowing down Obama"

Please tell me you're not one of those people who thinks the government generates new money to spend just by printing it...
 
 
Mar 24, 2009
Here's a way you can make about a skillion dollars, and I'm going to give it to you free for being such a great guy.

Rounded-corner cat poop scoops.

Every cat litter box I've ever found or used has rounded corners inside. That's ok, it makes them easier to clean. But every cat poop scoop I've ever seen is squared off. That makes it frustrating, because when I scoop in the rounded corners of the litter boxes, if I tilt the scoop one way so no poops escape between the liter box wall and the scoop, on the other side of the scoop, turds the size of Mars bars are surfacing and then disappearing between the scoop and the wall, so I have to scoop again to get them. I dislike escaping turds. It ruins what little satisfaction I receive from cleaning out the box.

So, my money-making suggestion to Scott (or to whoever patents the idea first) is rounded-corner litter box scoops designed to fit snugly into the corners of litter boxes. I do hope Scott decides to go for it and brands it Catbert or something, because I'd love to have a scoop with Catbert on it.
 
 
Mar 24, 2009
I just got out of a foolproof trade a couple weeks ago, it seemed so obvious.

I double shorted the Yen vs. the dollar back when the cross was about 90 yen/dollar. The trade had to be successful because due to investor flight to the yen, the yen had gained value over every other currency. This was killing Japanese companies that mainly export, due to smaller or negative margins for their products. Flight of money to Yen due to risk was pretty much at its peak and couldn't really get worse. If global economies recovered, the Yen would devalue. If the Japanese government decided to help their companies and increase their money supply, the Yen would devalue. If the Japanese companies couldn't make money and went bankrupt or made steep cutbacks, the Yen would devalue. And like clockwork, the trade made about 20% even while the stock market here was declining day after day.
 
 
Mar 24, 2009
A pretty easy investment right now would be to convert your US Dollars into Canadian ones. The Canadian dollar basically hinges on the price of oil, and that goes up every summer. It is at $0.81 US right now (1usd will get you 1.24 loonies) so buy in and sell when it tops out at par this summer. 24% in the next 5 months.
Alternatively there is a way to buy futures in currency, you can get more bang for your buck that way.

Whats the risk? As long as the printing press doesn't break there is no slowing down Obama, so the USD isn't going up. Also the odds of the Canadian dollar staying where it is are the same of oil staying where it is.
 
 
Mar 24, 2009
Boozle: you rock. Till I hit your post, I felt that people were listening to each other less and less here, and completely missing Scott's point (Phantom II being the most out-there).

Scott's observation is interesting, especially because it implies a solution to this jam: if you stand to lose everything anyway, you might as well invest in something. Desperate investment won't lead to prosperity, but it will make gears move that will otherwise stop.
 
 
Mar 24, 2009
You are assuming that intelligence, logic, and stock market success go hand in hand. So far as I can tell, that's a time proven oxymoron when it comes to market timing.
 
 
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Mar 24, 2009
I read your blog every day and even though the economy is awful right now, somehow you make a joke of it and it makes me feel better. :) In one of your next blog posts could you please comment on this idea of legalizing all drugs: http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/03/24/miron.legalization.drugs/index.html
 
 
 
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