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A judge in New Zealand ruled that parents can't name their kid Talula Does The Hula.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080724/ap_on_re_au_an/new_zealand_bizarre_names


This makes me wonder what would be the very worst name you could give a kid to guarantee he or she gets beat up three times a day. You can play at home. How about...


Yormoms Uskank


Awanna Feelya


Punchme Hardasyucan


Inailed Yursister


Whatsituyu Ayhole

 
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Jul 25, 2008
When I was high school, the band director's name was Michael Ratsch who went by Mike and one of the chemistry teachers was Richard Bender who went by Dick. I am not making this up.

Also, I saw the name in one of the comments, but the Green Bay Packers had a lineman / linebacker by the name of Mike Hunt. To heard it over the PA system was hilarious.
 
 
Jul 25, 2008
Apparently the word P~rn is not an acceptable word - well you get the point.

Perhaps when kids are given names like these, it should be a requirement to have additional medical insurance coverage (or you get a discount if you or your kids have socially acceptable names).

Unless you're a celebrity or socialebrity - in which case you automatically pay double.

My favorites:

Just plain weird names like:
Dweezill or Moon Unit (Zappa)
Paris (or Parys, or Paryz, or Parice - you get the point, but I miss the point of naming my kid after a city)
Porsche or Dodge (unless you can prove the kid was conceived in it).

Or silly ones:
Richard Hertz (especially if Dick comes from a town called "Holden"), or
Isadore Abraham Putz

P~rn names:
Michael Hunt
Patricia (or Edith) MacGroyen
Patricia (or Edith) Koch (or Kock)
 
 
Jul 25, 2008
Perhaps when kids are given names like these, it should be a requirement to have additional medical insurance coverage (or you get a discount if you or your kids have socially acceptable names).

Unless you're a celebrity or socialebrity - in which case you automatically pay double.

My favorites:

Just plain weird names like:
Dweezill or Moon Unit (Zappa)
Paris (or Parys, or Paryz, or Parice - you get the point, but I miss the point of naming my kid after a city)
Porsche or Dodge (unless you can prove the kid was conceived in it).

Or silly ones:
Richard Hertz (especially if Dick comes from a town called "Holden"), or
Isadore Abraham Putz (Izzy A. !$%*!$%*!$%*!$ names:
Michael Hunt
Patricia (or Edith) MacGroyen
Patricia (or Edith) Koch (or Kock)





 
 
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Jul 25, 2008
Our workplace had to bend the first initial, last name convention for one of our employees. Her name? Shauna Lutz.
 
 
Jul 25, 2008
The blanked out word was the usual word for 'male chickens'
 
 
Jul 25, 2008
Many years ago my (now ex-)girlfriend worked in an office with a lady named 'Carolyn !$%*!$% Not very funny in itself until you hear that her middle name was 'Joyce'.
 
 
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Jul 25, 2008
My wife and I nearly named our daughter Flora Angela Gosling (after two of her great-grandparents). We changed our minds just in time when we saw the initials...
 
 
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Jul 25, 2008
The BBC report of the same story also mentions another name (or rather pair of names) that DID get through:

Twins, named Benson and Hedges

 
 
Jul 25, 2008
This doesn't have anything to do w/ your blog, but I'm irritated at the new animation format. I don't like that people can't leave comments, and I can't go back and watch my favorite animations from the URLs I saved because they don't have individual pages anymore.

What in the world was the point of changing that????
 
 
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Jul 25, 2008
There were similar issues at various times over the years when spoonerisms were popular. A girl at my school had the unfortunate name Kerry Hunt. In fact having the surname Hunt is bound to cause problems someday.

And of course there is the perennial favourite Friar Tuck.
 
 
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Jul 25, 2008
My sister is a school teacher; Very early in her career, she had a student named Female, pronounced like "tamale" (the Mexican dish). When she met the girl's mother, she asked about the student's unique name, and was told that the nurses at the hospital named the baby...

No Kidding!
 
 
Jul 25, 2008
**I know a married couple, Mr & Mrs !$%*!$%* Not so funny, but they then had a son they named Drew. Not Andrew, just Drew. He was 6 months old before they realised what they had landed him with. Poor kid.... I think he's now 5, but I don't know if he's sued his parents for mental cruelty yet.**

Not sure why the word P E A C O C K is not allowed to display, it obviously means something really filthy in Scott-world...
 
 
Jul 25, 2008
I know a married couple, Mr & Mrs !$%*!$%* Not so funny, but they then had a son they named Drew. Not Andrew, just Drew. He was 6 months old before they realised what they had landed him with. Poor kid.... I think he's now 5, but I don't know if he's sued his parents for mental cruelty yet.
 
 
Jul 25, 2008
Years ago I knew April Day. We used to kid that she had a sister May Day.
 
 
Jul 25, 2008
Penn Jilette named his kids:
Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette (daughter),
Zolten Penn Jillette (son)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penn_Jillette
 
 
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Jul 25, 2008
I actually know a guy - strangely enough, a rather smart guy - who graduated Astronomy. He named his 6(!) kids with the following names: Aldebaran, Arcturus, Betelgeuse, Sadalsund, Fomalhaut and Menkalinan
 
 
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Jul 25, 2008
Part of my job is shipping used books to online customers. I get a lot of great names through there. The two that come immediately to mind is Charity Bang, and Chris Pounds which appeared right after each other.
By far the best book/author combo I have ever seen was: "The Girdle of Chastity: A History of the Chastity Belt" by Eric Dingwall.

I also highly suggest "remarkable names of real people" isbn: 051543036. I great list that also includes their professions and hometowns.
 
 
Jul 24, 2008
Why is it blocking J*stin?
 
 
Jul 24, 2008
and !$%*!$ Thyme obviously
 
 
Jul 24, 2008
That was supposed to be

Hugh J*ss or maybe !$%*!$%*!$%*! Thyme
 
 
 
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