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Think of the first 20 people you know who have had all the kids they are likely to have. That generally means people over 40. For the purposes of this discussion, exclude anyone over 70.  Add up the adults in your group. Then add up the number of offspring they produced. Is the net gain in humans sufficient to grow the population?

When I do the math with my own circle of friends, we approximately break even, after allowing for spillage and spares. It made me wonder about the rest of the world, and by that I mean people who read The Dilbert Blog. Are you reproducing fast enough to break even?

 

 
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Feb 25, 2010
"Been around the world and only stupid people are breeding, the cretins cloning and feeding"

Harvey Danger is a genius.
 
 
Feb 22, 2010
I had a vasectomy 20 years ago. Yank this as hard as you can.
 
 
Feb 22, 2010
Are you deliberately attaching fake virus scans to the website?
 
 
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Feb 22, 2010
I have no children, and on average our friends are not replacing themselves. On the other hand, my black maid has five children and she isn't yet 30.

I have 2 degrees and I'm struggling to get a residency permit in Canada. If you North Americans are all so short of people and need qualified immigrants, why do I need several trees of paperwork to submit?
 
 
Feb 22, 2010
If we keep growing, where will the resources to keep us alive come from?
 
 
Feb 20, 2010
A quick note to Dr Evil and like thinkers. I'm really sick of hearing about how your life and the future life of your single spoiled offspring that you see on weekends and every other christmas is more important than the life of my children. If you really believe that population growth will destroy the world then you must act! Reduce the population by one today, by driving your Prius off a cliff.
BTW, dilbert.com has been hijacked.
 
 
Feb 20, 2010
All my friends have voted themselves not fit to reproduce. Meanwhile I'm exercising like a bunny rabbit. The trend in my community is that all of my friends will go the way of the dodo bird while I'll go on to found my own country peopled by millions of future mees or mes. By the way the new country will be called Mees or Mes.
brought to you by www.sevendayreview.com
 
 
Feb 20, 2010
Thinking persons can only be mean and ugly, damn it.
 
 
Feb 20, 2010
the problem seems to be that our sperm are getting even more stupid, as natural selection has been replaced with the Dilbert Selection*... also, because people with a brain and ideas get weeded out of their jobs by insecure boardroom idiots, the boardroom sperms thrive whilst the thinking persons end up on magazines in Starbucks toilets....
 
 
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Feb 19, 2010
We all need to stop breeding. We cannot keep growing and stabilizing at this population is not healthy. Please check out http://www.vhemt.org for a good explanation why.

"Phasing out the human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed will allow Earth’s biosphere to return to good health. Crowded conditions and resource shortages will improve as we become less dense."

For me, my vasectomy was the best thing ever. Total sprogs: 0.
 
 
Feb 19, 2010
OOh!!! and such a prestigious locale for our bronze memorial: "Alan Turing memorial statue in Sackville Park, Manchester"…

I can live with failing that! :)
 
 
Feb 19, 2010
Stigmada fails the Turing test.
 
 
Feb 19, 2010
Mornin' Scott!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3148/3102158519_3bfde5a832_o.jpg

Right out of the blue, my 9 year old son asked me to do a search on this this morning for him on google…
 
 
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Feb 19, 2010
What's with the extremely invasive pop up adverts giving me false virus reports? Seriously, this is 2nd rate and I won't be coming back.
 
 
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Feb 19, 2010
That outsourcing of maintaining/growing population started long time back in advanced countries. I am sorry if you are caught unawares.
So just like other production activities, this too is outsourced to poor third world countries, who are doing a very good job of it, mind you. 1/3 people on this planet are either Chinese or Indian. So as Russel Peter says, Few hundred years from now, there will not be any white people or black people; eventually we are all going to be just beige.
 
 
Feb 19, 2010
You were wondering about population growth in the rest of the world?
Watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-3X5hIFXYU
 
 
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Feb 19, 2010
I may be a bit anomalous since my wife and I have two sets of twins and several of our friends have multiples. When we all go out together, we're a circus act, with an endless stream of small children exiting the minivans.
 
 
Feb 19, 2010
I got the same 'scary virus' nonsense that others have experienced. I'm not sure how it managed to interpose itself or if this site actually started it but it really is not great for a site like this to allow that stuff to show up.

I have decent AV and have no virus BTW - the screen that comes up is just enticing you to click unwisely.
 
 
Feb 19, 2010
I have four brothers, five sisters, and we had nine total children. Dad may have had another on the side but he wasn't certain.
My parents were trying for twelve. They went to Harvard and Radcliffe on scholarships, decided they needed to make up for all the dumb people having children, and did their best.
Twice as much brains equals half as much sense.
 
 
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Feb 19, 2010
Assuming that you mean a group of my peers, and not "family friends" it is 20 and 0. However I plan to live to be over 100, so for the next seventy years I will not need replacing. Yes, just like the song says, I am "my own grandpa".
 
 
 
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