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I was delighted to learn that The Economist ranked the business school where I got my MBA (University of California at Berkeley - Haas School of Business) as number one in the United States.

http://www.economist.com/business-education/displayStory.cfm?story_id=14632300

This makes me proud, even though there are a few minor differences in the program compared to when I attended. For example, the classes are now held in different buildings. The coursework is different. The textbooks are different. The entry requirements are different. I attended the evening program. And all of the professors are different. But the name of the school is totally the same! I'M NUMBER ONE! WOO-HOO! GO BEARS! I think this moves me one step closer to that Nobel for economics.

The rankings of business schools are highly reliable because they are derived by asking the opinions of students who have attended upwards of one business school each! You might think someone would crosscheck this sort of survey result with the psychology departments at those same universities. But on the face of it, I don't see any problem with asking students if they made (cough, cognitive dissonance, cough) wise decisions.

Kidding aside, I do credit Berkeley's MBA program for my success with Dilbert. It trained me to think more like a business person than an artist. For example, an artist listens to his inner calling and hopes the public agrees. A business person listens to the audience and gives them what they want; that's the approach I took. In 1993 I opened a direct line to Dilbert readers through e-mail, and adjusted the content according to their feedback. That was one of maybe a dozen key business decisions that helped Dilbert break through a crowded field. I joke about getting an MBA so I could become a cartoonist, but business school was literally the competitive advantage that made Dilbert a success.

You are what you learn.

 
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Oct 29, 2009
Bixby - You got it right. Do something you love, and you'll be a success. I saw something yeaterday that said 47 billionaires graduated from Harvard. It also said 46 billionaires had no degree at all. (Possibly a Forbes list?). Scott, Dilbert works because it's true. Your business training allows you to "see" the absurdities of the business world. Dilgal, I like your idea of deducting points for the idiots that the MBA schools graduated when considering their ranking. And ND, success in today's business world is having the biggest hammer. It doesen't really matter if it's the correct tool for the job. :-)
 
 
Oct 25, 2009
In the course of my career I have met and worked with a huge number of MBA grads. The one common denominator for the coterie is that they always credit their success in business to the MBA. That's because MBA programs are "sold" on the the basis that they will enhance your opportunity for success in business. The MBA was created to exclusively attract that very audience -- those who single-mindedly want to be more successful at business.

Therefore, being an MBA is a bit like being a member of AA. If it "worked" (I became more successful, I stopped drinking), there is tendency to become fanatically devoted to the program itself. This is how all cults thrive and perpetuate themselves. ;-)

Webster


 
 
Oct 25, 2009
And to think I've been wasting my time writing affirmations, when I should have been attending an accredited university.
 
 
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Oct 24, 2009
That's funny. I went to university to learn art, and ending up running a successful corporation.
Maybe it's not too late for law school...
 
 
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Oct 21, 2009
Hi Scott, now that the MBA has paid off and Dilbert has conquered the world, is there any chance Dilbert-outside-the-office strips will become more common? Some of my favourite Dilbert moments from the past weren't work related. For example, I still laugh out loud at the one where Dilbert discovered the tiny civilisation of Minimus 6 using his enormous microscope.
 
 
Oct 21, 2009
It's interesting that you think of yourself as a cartoonist. Are you absolutely sure that you are a cartoonist? I think of you as a satirical graphic novelist. And I believe it likely that you would have been commercially successful at that even if you had gone to Berkley Veterinary College.

Webster
 
 
Oct 20, 2009
What is up with the haters?

I always learn something from your blog. Don't apply it, necessarily, but definitely learn something.
 
 
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Oct 20, 2009
You guys should so check out Carl Sagan Autotuned on Gizmodo today.

http://gizmodo.com/5385354/carl-sagan-auto tuned-part-ii-featuring-feynman-tyson-and-nye
 
 
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Oct 20, 2009
I'd guess that your experience with hypnosis contributed more to your success. If you've only got three frames to convey an idea you need to get right to the point. That's definitely NOT something you learn in b-school.
 
 
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Oct 20, 2009
Huh. So, I'm just a repository of useless information, then?

UMBC class of '98! Go Retrievers!!!!!!!
 
 
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Oct 20, 2009
Listen to the public and give them what they want? Uh. . . does anybody remember Plop: the Hairless Elbonian? As in, the strip scientifically determined to be the best thing ever which failed out of the gate because, frankly, it sucked?

People wanted business humor, I guess, and we definitely got some pretty great business humor even after the strip transitioned from a more personal, resonant sort of affair. I don't know what kind of feedback Scott received to turn Dilbert into the colourless sludge it's been for more than a half a decade, however.
 
 
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Oct 20, 2009
I don't whether it has been mentioned yet - there is no 'real' Nobel prize for economics...
 
 
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Oct 19, 2009
Berkeley not HBS. IT MUST BE RIGHT
 
 
Oct 19, 2009
I love, love, love Dilbert and co, but do you have any regrets for following the business side, Scott? -- do you let your inner artist out? Are you at home painting or playing a musical instrument or, or.....???
 
 
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Oct 19, 2009
WARNING: TOTAL RANDOMNESS ZONE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED

You are what you learn.
But you are also what you eat.
So you obviously learn what you eat.

I have a PHD in boiled vegetables and am currently working on my Master's in steamed plants.
I also have a bachelor’s degree in pork, beef, and fish.
And I attended an advanced training course in the dairy industry specialized in cheese with much odor.
 
 
Oct 19, 2009
We've perhaps come to the stage in society that those who get ahead are those who "specialize" in more than one specialty, and especially in seemingly opposing specialties. Scott's success is attributable to ability in comic artwork, mostly an artistic talent, and to business science, mostly a cerebral talent. It's similar to last decade when IT people who had better people skills suddenly excelled rapidly in corporations.

It may be that the first person to create the Higgs boson will have a PhD in French renaissance literature.
 
 
Oct 19, 2009
Reading the comments from your blog readers (and not just this blog post), there is a regular tendency to pull you back down whenever you say positive things about yourself. Is this envy, resentment of your success, or wanting you to be more like them?

It mirrors corporate America, where MBA's and Execs in general work to elevate themselves (and justify salary increases), and the rest of the company loves to point out the weaknesses and mistakes of the leadership.

The desire of the group to punish success is called the Tall Poppy Syndrome in Australia (cut down the flower doing the best), and has a vaguely Socialist feel to it. Obviously, your readers like to see you as a cube dweller, not a pointy-haired boss.
 
 
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Oct 19, 2009
Translation: "Hi, I'm Scott Adams, and I love Scott Adams. -Scott Adams"
 
 
Oct 19, 2009
p.s. the word that the blog software replaced with a bunch of garbage was "a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g." Just wanted you to know that I'm not swearing at Scott, although at times it sure is tempting.
 
 
Oct 19, 2009
<sigh>

OK, let's start here: The University of California has campuses. The campuses are designated by their location. Consequently, it is incorrect to say "The University of California AT !$%*! It is either "The University of California, Berkeley," or alternatively "The University of California, Berkeley Campus."

I know this because I was a charter student at (note how this is presented) the University of California, Irvine. Some publishers put out book covers that said ". . . at Irvine," and had to recall and reprint them. I still have one around one of my textbooks from there.

Congrats on your MBA. I'm sure your mom is proud. Now, can we move on to a non Scott-related topic, as fascinating as learning more about you is? Thanks.
 
 
 
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