I like the last one. It pretty much sums up Catbert HR policy! =oD

I vote for the last T-Shirt. We are continually told that our employee evaluations have no relationship to our adjustments in compensations.... let me know when I can order the last one..... I'll buy a few and pass them around at work. :O

I loved the first one (99.9% Evil) then I kept scrolling... I would *so* buy the bottom one (Your efforts and your reward are no longer related)!

My husband is the only person I know personally (Sorry Scott! :)) who is actually overpaid and overappreciated. I would buy and wear the shirt because I am not. I would really be put out by the whole situation, but he's overpaid so what can you do? :)

1. Evilicious
2. Cute but Evil

Catbert: 50% cute. 50% evil. He's a cat, all right.

Catbert
Like Dogbert, but w/o
the compassion

Catbert: Not all the evil made it to the litter box.

I like them all except "Evilicious" which just doesn't grab me - but I figure it will appeal to others. I'd buy them all (if you sold them as a set for a discount, all the better).

QUESTION - where can I get Dilbert "stuff" - I no longer see a link, I can't find it at Cafe Press, and I need (NEED) some Dilbert stuff. Specifically, I wanted to buy a bunch of "Technology - No Place for Wimps" stuff - hat, clock, shirt, etc. - for a high-tech client who's just launched a remarkable high-tech SaaS software service ...

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Ned Barnett - ned@barnettmarcom.com

Just as an interesting side note to this vote, having more then two options and asking for which one people like best will not (necessarily) select the one liked most by the group. It could be that two of the above options are preferred by the majority of people, but because only one can be selected these two options will split the vote allowing for a third and disliked option to win. There are election methods that avoid this well known and understood problem. My personal favorite is a good Condorcet election method (http://www.cs.cornell.edu/andru/civs.html) and following as a clost second is Approval Voting (http://www.approvalvoting.org/).

It only looks like a coincidence. Excellent


Your efforts and your rewards are no longer related. Nice

This is stolen from The Order of The Stick webcomic, but...

EVIL
A growth industry!

666% evil - yes the number of the beast...

"Warning - Cat's like to play with their prey before the kill."

"Your efforts and your rewards are no longer related" is great - and so true to life for many government workers.

My favorite is "Your efforts and your rewards are no longer related", but how about "Catbert: Evil is Fun" or "Catbert: A lot of Evil in every Bite" ?

"Evil by design"

I like evilicious too, but it doesn't convey as much MEANing

99.9% Evil - I like the best. Perhaps it can be improved by a punchline.
like .....

99.9% Evil
0.1% t-shirt

99.9% Evil
0.01% bad math

You can have the copyright if you want - I dont want that. I am only interested in royalties ( evil-laugh ).

I like 99.9% evil.

Management By Evil would be my favorite...