I'm trying to come up with a catch phrase for a Catbert t-shirt. Here are some rough sketches. Which one do you like best?



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Apr 26, 2011
And !$%*! to go before I sleep.
Feb 24, 2011
The Ronhill Vizion Windlite running jacket also helps protect you from the wind and is light enough to be worn comfortably
whilst running, without weighing you down.
Thank you.

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Jun 17, 2009
Evilicious is good!
May 26, 2009
I like the last one. It pretty much sums up Catbert HR policy! =oD
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Mar 26, 2009
I vote for the last T-Shirt. We are continually told that our employee evaluations have no relationship to our adjustments in compensations.... let me know when I can order the last one..... I'll buy a few and pass them around at work. :O
Jun 20, 2008
I loved the first one (99.9% Evil) then I kept scrolling... I would *so* buy the bottom one (Your efforts and your reward are no longer related)!

My husband is the only person I know personally (Sorry Scott! :)) who is actually overpaid and overappreciated. I would buy and wear the shirt because I am not. I would really be put out by the whole situation, but he's overpaid so what can you do? :)
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Jun 2, 2008
1. Evilicious
2. Cute but Evil
May 28, 2008
Catbert: 50% cute. 50% evil. He's a cat, all right.
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May 22, 2008
Like Dogbert, but w/o
the compassion
May 22, 2008
Catbert: Not all the evil made it to the litter box.
May 19, 2008
I like them all except "Evilicious" which just doesn't grab me - but I figure it will appeal to others. I'd buy them all (if you sold them as a set for a discount, all the better).

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Ned Barnett - ned@barnettmarcom.com
May 15, 2008
It only looks like a coincidence. Excellent

Your efforts and your rewards are no longer related. Nice
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May 15, 2008
This is stolen from The Order of The Stick webcomic, but...

A growth industry!
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May 15, 2008
666% evil - yes the number of the beast...
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May 15, 2008
"Warning - Cat's like to play with their prey before the kill."
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May 15, 2008
"Your efforts and your rewards are no longer related" is great - and so true to life for many government workers.
May 13, 2008
My favorite is "Your efforts and your rewards are no longer related", but how about "Catbert: Evil is Fun" or "Catbert: A lot of Evil in every Bite" ?
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May 13, 2008
"Evil by design"

I like evilicious too, but it doesn't convey as much MEANing
May 13, 2008
99.9% Evil - I like the best. Perhaps it can be improved by a punchline.
like .....

99.9% Evil
0.1% t-shirt

99.9% Evil
0.01% bad math

You can have the copyright if you want - I dont want that. I am only interested in royalties ( evil-laugh ).

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May 12, 2008
I like 99.9% evil.

Management By Evil would be my favorite...
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