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I'm trying to come up with a catch phrase for a Catbert t-shirt. Here are some rough sketches. Which one do you like best?

 


 

 
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May 9, 2008
So you've got a cat looking out of a hole, but you've got no lolcat-speak choices?

How bout " I Can Has Force Reduction"?
 
 
May 9, 2008
The cute one-best marketing to chicks, I mean women.
 
 
May 9, 2008
How about:

"I'm too cheap to hire someone with creative talent so I will post this on my blog, ask for reader's thoughts, and skim the best ideas"?

or..."once I had a blog that was good.....now all i have is this lousy t-shirt....and crappy blog content..."




 
 
May 9, 2008
What about:
"9 Lives worth of evil"
"My evil is only exceeded by my contempt"
 
 
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May 9, 2008
I like the 99.9% evil one.. the black doesn't do anything for me though. Got it in a gray or white?
 
 
May 9, 2008
Aaargh,

No comments link at the foot of your blog entries!
 
 
May 9, 2008
How about "To me, you're just another pile of sand. Welcome to HR."
 
 
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May 9, 2008
"#$%&#**% Meow!"
 
 
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May 9, 2008
99.9 Evil

btw: how about "98% Evil, 2% Cat" ?
 
 
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May 9, 2008
evil by design
 
 
May 9, 2008
I like 99.9% evil. Tho', as your *first* blog post on the new blog, a shameless marketing plug is weak after the substantive energy posts of late.
 
 
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May 9, 2008
'It only looks like a coincidence'....that has an evil tone that is understated and subtle. I like it!
 
 
May 9, 2008
Evilicious. It's purrfect!
 
 
May 9, 2008
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May 9, 2008
Looking at the comments, it looks like we all want to be you. This is kinda fun - like the mashups.

First choice among the options: 99.9% Evil

To throw in my 2 cents - I enjoy Catbert because it gives you the opportunity to take a stab at HR - often the most dysfunctional of bureaucracies in our hallowed halls of cubicles.

How about, "Here to Serve You (endless misery)". Rather than standing at a hole (which I assume relates to the fact that HR is symbolically located in Hell), how about standing at his desk, staring you down, with his nameplate on the desk?"
 
 
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May 9, 2008
Hmm, classic Catbert quotes from strips long gone:-

"I like to play with them before I downsize them"

"Your medical benefits are now a big hole in the ground where I kick sand all over you"
 
 
May 9, 2008
How evil!
If you want something from the people, you have to give back something from the people.
I assume the best chosen design will be sold at an obnoxiously high price in amazon and you
are going to get a cut of it. Since, we are helping you in the decision making process, unless i get
a cut of it (or atleast a free dilbert t-shirt) i am not commenting on which one is the best.
 
 
May 9, 2008
"I care enough to make your life that little bit worse"

otherwise I'd have to go for "Evil by design"
 
 
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May 9, 2008
How about you draw him in a triangle and then write "axis of evil"? Other than that go with Evil by design.
 
 
May 9, 2008
None.

"To be this cute, you have to be Evil"
 
 
 
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