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I'm trying to come up with a catch phrase for a Catbert t-shirt. Here are some rough sketches. Which one do you like best?

 


 

 
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May 8, 2008
Join the EVILution

Department of Product dEVILopment

EVILified

The dEVIL is in the Details

Okay, it's a pretty blatant ripoff of the RED campaign. But look how successful that's been.
Mind you, you're polling Dilbloggers, so you might reasonably assume that we are not representative of society at large. Hell, we're too cheap to even pay for your cartoons--what makes you think we'd spring for a shirt?



 
 
May 8, 2008
Definitely "evil by design"
 
 
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May 8, 2008
Rough sketches? Funny, they look like the same high-quality artwork you usually produce.
Sorry, but you left the door wide open on that one.
But hey, it's all about the humour, right, buddy?
Scott?
Hello?
 
 
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May 8, 2008
Meta-comments:

1) Why is comment order backwards? I was hoping this would be fixed in the new digs here. (We all read from top to bottom. Why go against our ingrained habits for reading? It's a pain to see a reference to someone's comment before having read that comment.)

2) Your RSS feed is a bit broken. The link for each item points back to the entire blog instead of the specific entry.
 
 
May 8, 2008
Loathing...the only choice.
 
 
May 8, 2008
How about "Separated at Birth"
 
 
May 8, 2008
Of these, I like "Cute, Yet Evil" best.
 
 
May 8, 2008
Evil by design is pretty cool.

I think your new blog design tries too hard.
 
 
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May 8, 2008
Pure and simple -- I like "Evilicious" best. And 'Slap D. Monkey' made me laugh with, "The beatings will continue until morale improves."
 
 
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May 8, 2008
I have a friend who works in Human Resources. The shirt I'd most likely by for him are:

It only looks like a coincidence
and
Your're efforts...

The cute but evil I'd least likely buy him.

I'd be more likely to buy him a non black shirt.
 
 
May 8, 2008
Evil by design
 
 
May 8, 2008
Couple of ideas:
"Catbert: Where Cute Meets Evil"
"Catbert: "Your morale is my litter box"" (moral could be substituted with happiness, self-worth etc.)
"Catbert: And you thought your boss was evil. Muahaha"
 
 
May 8, 2008
I like the third one about efforts and rewards.
 
 
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May 8, 2008
I like the "Evil by design" tagline. Or, mix up qzhdad's suggestion and make it "Not misunderstood, just evil."
 
 
May 8, 2008
From one of my fave Catbert strips of all time "You can't spell who cares without HR". Classic.

Although if you really want a vote from the choices above, I'd have to say Cute, but evil.


 
 
May 8, 2008
How about:

9.99 x 10-1 % Evil
 
 
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May 8, 2008
The glass isn't 1/2 full or 1/2 empty. There is too much glass.
 
 
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May 8, 2008
'Evil is the new pink' is great.
and I love the pairing of 'Evil by Design' and 'It just looks like cooincidence' on the back
Evil but Cute is better than Cute but Evil.
 
 
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May 8, 2008
Oooh, ooh!

What about "Purr evil"?
 
 
May 8, 2008
"It only *looks* like a coincidence" got a pretty strong gut reaction from me. I started to laugh but I didn't know why. I felt briefly like I was at a performance review even though I don't know what one would be like. Is there a way I can send you money in exchange for this product?
 
 
 
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