Like I need my life more complicated. I am old. I am tired. I am saying goodbye. You didn't have to go to all this work just to get me to stop blogging. It would have happened soon. (My health, you know.) I am soooooooooooo sad.


Rita Mae

Sign me up for the bottom one..... I'll buy it!

Again with the RSS feed that only does half the BLOG.

For the t-shirt, most of the comments seem to honest. The fun with HR is the double-talk. So, something like
Of course you'll be rewarded for your efforts. Poorly.
NOT evil. 0.1%
I'm here to help. Myself.

How about "... because I hate you." ? Its my favorite Catbert line, and its what I think of every time HR does something moronic, which is painfully often. My life is becoming a Dilbert strip...

"Your efforts and your rewards are no longer linked" definitely sounds evil!

I think "Your efforts and your rewards are no longer linked" would be more in line with manager-speak

How about "I'm feline evil" or "I'm feline evil today"?

'....no longer related'. Actually, I really would like to buy that one.
And I liked 'Evil is new pink' sugested below.

I like "99.9% Evil" the best
However, you will sell far more "Your efforts and rewards are no longer related."
I, for example, would purchase one just for my husband to wear to work.

maybe "Im cute AND evil!"
or "Evil is sexy"
or "What is your greatest weakness?"
or "I'm just toying with you."
or "I like it when they scream."
or "Death isn't covered in your Life Insurance Policy"
or "Submit all requests in writing"
or "New Dress Code"
or "We hate our customers"
or "I tolerate you because you amuse me"
or " Amuse me"
or "Purrrr"

How about: "Open Door Policy" with catberts evil smile.
or "Evil makes me purr"
or "Evil is the new pink"
or "Your soul, my toy mouse"
or "We appreciate Feedback"
or "Evil makes me giggle"
or "I'm too evil for this shirt!"

I have to say the coincidence one sums up Catbert best for me.

I liked "99.9% evil".

How about something like "You are an expendable resource"

Then you could have a Generic Guy (Ted?) shirt with a slogan "Expendable resource". It could have a Cylonesque drawing of multiple identical looking characters.

I would also like a Mordac preventer of information services shirt, with a slogan like: "Beg for net access." or "Just pray I don't firewall you in." or "I know where you go in the net."

Btw. One of your best Wally quotes is the one about him needing cute girls with low standards to complete his next generation technology project. Any permutation of that on a Wally shirt would be great.

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Just Half EVIL

1. It Only looks like a coicidence Is great.
2. Evilicious is also good.

Okay - unrelated comment.
My boss wants to know why Dilbert's tie is up at the end - I don't know - if you do could you please tell me. I just assumed it was a character identity thing, but you know what happens when you assume.
:)

I love "your efforts..."
And Evil by design.
:)

The last one, about efforts and rewards. Instant classic!

"Evil by design" would be most apposite, given the recent changes to the Dilbert website.