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People who love to read physical newspapers often cite "discovery" as one of the advantages over the Internet. Your eye scans the entire page and you notice interesting items that you wouldn't have otherwise known about. The problem is that many of those interesting items are total downers. Most news involves unpleasantness of one sort or another, so the more you see of it, the unhappier it makes you.


This got me wondering how the Internet handles all the bad news, since I see headlines many times a day online and never come away feeling sad. Today's news headlines on yahoo.com were interesting because they are mostly couched in upbeat terms.


  • McCain, Obama plunge into 5-month general election '08 race

  • Clinton: 'I am committed to uniting our party

  • Group: Somalia is facing its worst humanitarian crisis in a decade

  • Fire may cost Universal Studios tens of millions

  • United Airlines reportedly plans to ground 737s, 747s to save fuel

  • Astronauts to fix international space station's broken toilet

  • World War II veteran, 83, graduates from Texas high school

  • NBA Finals Stanley Cup MLB French Open NFL Olympics

The toilet on the space station isn't "still broken"; it's being fixed! Clinton didn't lose a primary in which she stayed too long; she's uniting the party! United Airlines isn't in a death spiral that begins by grounding lots of airplanes; they are saving fuel! And that feisty 83-year old World War II veteran is graduating high school! And hey, what about those sports!


Even Yahoo couldn't fix the headline about Somalia, but there are no photos on the home page. And "humanitarian crisis" sounds much better than starving by the truckloads. It seems like maybe the problem could be fixed with good paperwork.


I wonder if anyone has studied whether the Internet has generally more upbeat takes on the news compared to physical newspapers.

 
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User Name: Dennis01 Jul 27, 2008
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I read a report that stated the top 10 Internet news sites (yahoo, google, cnn, etc.) tend to mirror the same depressing coverage that isseen on the nightly news. There are some sites that are starting to focus more on positive media. One that I like best is Champoli (www.champoli.com).

It will be interesting to see if this is a new category that starts to take off, or if the traditional media starts to "get it" and reduce the amount of sensationalized headlines, biased coverage, and generally negative bias.
 
 
User Name: gonzogrrl Jun 17, 2008
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As a newspaper journalist, and a rather sunshiney one at that, I hate when people tell me that all we ever print is doom and gloom. It's not my fault that the majority of news out there is negative. When the city I cover wastes tax payer dollars on credit cards to pay for their own lunches, I would love to write a story telling you that it's a happy day because there is such an abundance of tax dollars that no one will miss a few thousand dollars on some margaritas and Hooters dinners. If people want to live in a perpetual state of bliss and ignorance, move to Disney World, buy a lifetime supply of opium and smoke it while you ride constantly through "It's a Small World" hour after hour.
 
 
User Name: arbyisme Jun 8, 2008
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Good thought provoing blog this time.

The newspapers are struggling to stay in business. They are cutting cost and raising subscription and advertising rates dramatically. Some Sunday editions are now over $3.00. The paper is physically shrinking, the ads and inserts dominate, the type is getting smaller, the articles and content are less and less and the ink is getting dimmer. Fewer doorsteps on my block have papers there in the morning.

The reasons for the news media’s decline are many but mainly it is because of the TV and the Internet. You can pick up a paper and will rarely see, except for local items, things you have not already seen on MSN, Google, Yahoo and other browsers or news sites. Cyberspace has much better coverage, videos, more pictures and they are all up to the minute and fresh, Everyone’s home page on their computer has all the weather, news, market condition, favorite cartoons (Dilbert of course) email and contact with the outside world instantaneously and archived.

Us old folks still buy the paper but it is mostly to just have something to read with our coffee, while waiting for a doctor’s appointment or other such “I am stuck here” moments. It is lucky if it lives long enough to line the bottom of the bird cage.

The quality of the writing and reporting has slipped substantially with the influx of new journalism majors that all took the same teachers and courses. The cookie cutter news pieces are boringly standardized. You can see formula written all over them.

In search of readers, circulation and advertising dollars the editors have no shame in over dramatizing the headlines and grossly misrepresenting the actual content of the piece. At the end of the item the reader feels betrayed and vows not to be sucked in again.

Many of the mainstay papers like the New York Times, Chicago Tribune, Wall Street Journal and others are stooping to National Enquirer style stories, titillating and looking the other way at verification of the veracity and truthfulness of the content. They never apologize to any extent for errors, misinformation or plain yellow journalism. They are money-making businesses and have really lost the heart and soul of the press of yonder years.

Sad, but the print media are dinosaurs and headed for the bone yard. TV news reporting is getting there also with many of the same ills. Good books and artistic no-violent movies are scarce because they are not bankable.

But even the Internet is now showing some of the signs of being robotized and is getting overblown with hype. A search on Google for “George Washington” produces 30.6 million hits but most end up asking for your credit card number. Maybe on page 5,000 there will be some intelligent, accurate and historically significant information about this icon founding father. Google and Yahoo have sold out.

Solution? Go back to the classics, read the Bible and/or make up your own stories? Don’t know, but maybe there is still hope for a better future as the human spirit is indomitable.


 
 
User Name: RavenBlack Jun 7, 2008
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I was wondering recently whether there would be a market for a happy newspaper. More usefully, happy news TV. I think a lot of what's going to crap in the world is due to TV presentation of current events being so exaggeratedly negative. Everything you see is crime. The first effect of this is that it leaves people afraid of crime, where they wouldn't be without the news (and usually it is not justified to be afraid). The second effect is that people *expect* crime, especially of teenagers - all gangs and druggies don't you know. A generation on, the third effect is more crime - being brought up in an environment where crime is the expected behaviour of teenagers, people tend to live up (or down) to expections.
 
 
User Name: Lord Foul Jun 5, 2008
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The funny thing is, I and apparently most of my friends love real newspapers for the "feeling and/or smell of fresh paper".

Apparently, in some parts of Germany the genuine feel of dead trees is much better than the news itself.
 
 
User Name: Sarcasmo77 Jun 5, 2008
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@Jaxxfox
Pretty sure NotThisGod was making a joke. Somehow I'm not surprised you didn't get it.
 
 
User Name: KevinKunreuther Jun 5, 2008
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It depends on how you collect news or program your news aggregator or your RSS. A lot depends on how you view the news you are reading, too.
 
 
User Name: callcopse Jun 5, 2008
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I am astonished at how an active blog comments section could be turned so stale simply by registration and turning off cuss words.

What cretinous, useless, negligible tosser (acronym) decided on that policy? See you next thursday...
 
 
User Name: bertramH Jun 5, 2008
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Nothing travels faster than bad news (building a spaceship on that basis proved unsuccessful because wherever you arrived with it, you were never welcome says Douglas Adams), so with the old media that was neccessary to get the message to the reader fast. The internet has made that artificial downbeating unneccessary because of its own speed advantage - now the natural optimistic character of the idiots featuring in all those news can remain in its original state.
 
 
User Name: aw2003 Jun 5, 2008
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Nah, the papers seem to have a solid behaviour pattern which has emerged over time - negative news headlines sell more copy (even though they're basically on the way out).

Perhaps there's a lingering link between internet users and being more upbeat in general - adopters of new tech aren't paranoid old farts who want to confirm their negative world view.

Plus, I suppose the economics of "selling" a website are different. Although you sell ad space in newspapers, it's not their only source of revenue...
 
 
User Name: drjdouglas Jun 4, 2008
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Scott's Posts Have Potential for Improvement!
 
 
User Name: marukokuma Jun 4, 2008
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Not quite what has been asked, but related: automatically finding happiness (and sadness) on the web:

http://www.cs.unt.edu/~rada/papers/mihalcea.aaaiss06.pdf
 
 
User Name: nickersond Jun 4, 2008
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Holy Shi'it, it worked.
 
 
User Name: nickersond Jun 4, 2008
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Who cares about the news, that's for geeks.

My comments are now going to be creative ways to leave cuss words in the comments.

I hope you don't mind. Sometimes you just have to say "What the FFuucccckkkkk"
 
 
User Name: odriscoll66 Jun 4, 2008
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make the monkeys dance - like only you can ...
http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/06/service-lets-yo.html
 
 
User Name: The Dude Jun 4, 2008
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I think there is also probably a level of insulation when reading news online. When you read a newspaper there is something tangible that you touch and smell, so the news "feels" more real, when your reading something online it is no more real than that video game you were playing 5 minutes earlier. So I think you could run the same headlines online that you do in a newspaper and find that people reading the articles online are slightly happier than those reading the paper.

Also when reading an article online you can simply hit the back button to avoid the disturbing story and then you never are bothered by it again, whereas in a newspaper since most articles are continued later in the paper you are bound to run across the same article again thus reminding you of the bad news all over again.
 
 
User Name: Jaxxfox Jun 4, 2008
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@NotThisGod
Somehow I'm not surprised that Fox News reports using Barack's middle name.

 
 
User Name: Slap D Monkey Jun 4, 2008
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Scott - I don't know if it is internet v. hard copy, but I do think where you get your news says a lot about you as a person. Each media outlet has its own unique set of biases even though they all try to say they are objective. I read in Popular Science one time that a scientist who studies garbage for a living (yes, he tunnels down into landfills and tries to make theories about how Americans live now versus the recent past; he calls himself a garbologist) was able to find a correlation between cat food/cat litter and The National Enquirer magazine. From that I picture a little old lady with a doily on the back of her chair and 12 cats in her lap reading an article about a 4'3" 235 lb infant who was just born in the Philipines to midget parents.

He also said that hot dogs survive buried in a land fill for up to 25 years. Mmmm . . . hungry anyone?
 
 
User Name: Dilgal2 Jun 4, 2008
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Somalia - Cancer related deaths lower than Western nations!

Almost anything can be made to have a positive spin
 
 
User Name: cehawley Jun 4, 2008
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"I wonder if anyone has studied whether the Internet has generally more upbeat takes on the news compared to physical newspapers."

I think you just did. Now submit an RFP and get that million dollar grant to do it right!
 
 
 

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