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Oct 31, 2013
It is all a big experiment in which parameters change day by day. The angel Pegway, no doubt soon to be a fallen angel, put mental itching powder in the Earth atmosphere. Too much eternity on his hands. Not to worry, he has been disciplined and assigned as the guardian angel conscience to Bashar al-Assad. Ha, ha, see what you can do there, Pegway. If you do any good, you will be put with Vladimir Putin for a while.
 
 
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Oct 31, 2013
I don't know about everyone, but I've been quite sick all week, and whatever bug I have probably landed my father in the hospital (it came over me while I was visiting, so I had no real chance to stay away to keep it from others).
 
 
Oct 31, 2013
* your
 
 
Oct 31, 2013
Here's hoping you're strip series on etiquette training addresses rubes wearing hats in restaurants. Seeing that makes me grumpy.
 
 
Oct 31, 2013
Grumpy? GRUMPY? Just because I'm not prancing around like an overcaffeinated moron talking sunshine and lollipops I'm GRUMPY? You really want me to paste on a psychotic grin and badger perfectly contented people about being insufficiently High on Life until they respond appropriately, at which point I call them GRUMPY? Do I have to cackle hysterically like an old sitcom laughtrack at every barely amusing comment to prove I'm not GRUMPY? I'M NOT GRUMPY, **** IT!
 
 
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Oct 31, 2013
Perception. Also, it's a day of the week.
 
 
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Oct 30, 2013
Q: Why is everyone in a grumpy mood today?
A: DRE.

Sorry. I know it is gross, but you asked. ;p
 
 
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Oct 30, 2013
Hi Scott,

I used to comment regularly but stopped after the move to Dilbert.com. But I've read every blog you've written since the start. Before that, DNRC.

I just want to voice my opinion that I love this blog and while you might write something real silly here and there I totally get you and appreciate your work.

Have a great day.
 
 
Oct 30, 2013
I'm not the least bit grumpy today, but I'm afraid I did hear Reagan in my head saying "Well, there you go again." when you started gushing about phones and the interwebs.

http://youtu.be/It0Dtm1gFFQ?t=4s

I can't say that having 100 million people walking around staring at their palms, talking to the air, or thumb-typing abbreviations at people when they're both on a PHONE has improved my own quality of life in any particular way.

If we were all assigned a phone and plugged into a ubiquitous high-speed connection from the age of 10, the outcome I envision is people trolling each other in real time.
 
 
Oct 30, 2013
I'm actually quite cheerful today, as I solved a few problems at work.
 
 
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Oct 30, 2013
Nice move. You noticed that people tend to only comment on the current article, and read the previous comments from them as well.

I predict that you will start reading up on sociology next, or perhaps have already started "Giddens' Sociology"
 
 
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Oct 30, 2013
Because Halloween candy bags have been opened and many have consumed much and sugar crashes don't end well.
 
 
Oct 30, 2013
It's a common side-effect of encounters between people who live enslaved in reality and people who are in the process of mega-releasing their magnum opus. Enjoy the time though. Sincerely. Don't mind us.
 
 
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Oct 30, 2013
I'm in a grumpy mood today because even Dilbert can't capture the ridiculousness of the keyboard tray discussion I had to have with my supervisor today. Apparently by requesting that I not have to re-install a keyboard tray that I didn't want in the first place (and got yelled at for removing) I am creating the perception that I don't collaborate. WTF?
 
 
 
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