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The other day I overheard a conversation in which someone referred to one member of a coaching staff as "the black one." It struck me as a bit jarring, in the racist sense, but it was also the fastest way to make the identification. It made me wonder how people describe me when they're trying to save time. Something tells me I wouldn't like it.

But enough about me. How would someone describe you to a stranger if the goal were to help locate you in a crowded room? Be honest. Leave your comment below.

I have a half-hypothesis about how your answers will run. I'll tell you later. For now, leave a comment and tell me what shorthand (up to three descriptors) would describe you uniquely in a room full of people. Let's assume that the people in the room are a representative sample of your fellow citizens.

UPDATE: My hypothesis was that people would describe themselves using the same factors that single people most often look for in online dating. Women looking for men generally filter first for height and hair-sufficiency. Men looking for women generally filter first for weight. Yes, humans are shallow. But I don't think my hypothesis was quite validated.

I also expected lots of facial hair on the males reading this blog. That's a correlation I noticed about my readers years ago. I didn't expect so many male readers with long hair and so many red heads of both genders.



 
 
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I'm white, so I would imagine that among my fellow Utahns anyway there would be no need to mention race/ethnicity. Skinny pregnant woman comes to mind. Maybe "That pregnant woman unwisely choosing to wear one of her husband's t-shirts and a pair of overalls to this swanky dinner party. Hasn't she ever heard of maternity clothes?" Maybe even, "the pregnant lady, who looks like she is starving her fetus." I get a small minority of people, mostly strangers, saying things like, "you feed that baby." Hmmm, I might also get "that pregnant lady with the poofy brown hair, the one with the pointy elbows."
 
 
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Jul 14, 2011
In a room full of people?

The bald one with beard and glasses.

But that was only until last week. Now I have "biker moustaches" instead and I think there is a better name for it, but I don't know it.
 
 
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Jul 13, 2011
"The Extinguished-looking gentleman over there". That's how I am usually described, I believe. I would personally describe myself as: "Innocent bystander".
 
 
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Jul 13, 2011
The awkward guy in the corner with no drink.
 
 
Jul 13, 2011
A JET Production - - Exactly! Scott wants to know - How would someone describe you to a stranger if the goal were to help locate you in a crowded room? ...what shorthand (up to three descriptors) would describe you uniquely in a room full of people.

I have very rarely been in a room with a woman whose breasts were equal to or larger than mine. Even at my family reunion, I stand out.

Most people have brownish hair, as do I, and I'm of average height. I suppose I might be the only woman in the room in olive colored slacks or a beige blouse, but that won't be what makes me stand out.

I'm not offended by the truth. And my black friends say that it depends on who is saying and how they are saying the word black.

Basically, if you would use the same tone to say their hair is black that you would use to say they are black, you shouldn't offend anyone.
 
 
Jul 13, 2011
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As one of the large breasted woman who commented here I just wanted to say, at work people do not refer to me like that (at least not where I can hear). Working in engineering, being a woman is novel enough to make you stand out in a crowd and be easy to point out. I know in other situations people have used the term busty or huge tracts of land or something like that to describe me. I am not offended by this any more than most bald or balding men I have known are really mad about being reffered to that way. It is a noticeable and prominent feature so an easy way to pick me out of a group of other women.
 
 
Jul 13, 2011
There are a lot of us short heavy guys here. I'd be short, heavy, glasses. Or maybe short, curly hair, Jewish-looking. I definitely wouldn't use the terms I'd select for online dating (sense of humor, for instance). Those qualities (or the qualities we think women might like in us) aren't visual identifiers. Or maybe there just aren't too many "tall, dark, and handsome" guys who read Dilbert!

Addressing the initial point of the blog, though--that we've now been conditioned to feel it's racist to describe someone by race--I'm amused when I'm watching MMA. (Boxing would be equally relevant.) There are two guys. Because of the weight divisions, they'll weigh just about the same. And because of body type, they'll usually be just about the same height. Sometimes they'll be wearing just about the same trunks. They'll wear identical gloves; the only difference will be that one will have blue tape securing the gloves and the other red. One might be wearing white trunks with a black stripe and the other wearing white trunks with a gray stripe. And they'll be moving around a lot; Fighter A will be on the left, then seconds later on the right.

But in identifying the fighters, the commentators refuse to say, !$%* is the black guy" or "YYY is the white guy" or "ZZZ is the Asian fighter." Instead, they have to say, !$%* is wearing the white trunks with the gray stripe and YYY is wearing the white trunks with the black stripe." It's then you wish you had an HD TV!
 
 
Jul 13, 2011
A few hundred years ago, when a slave escaped, there would be wanted posters made up and they would have the loveliest descriptions... rich mahogany, warm teak, dark walnut... there are so many shades of brown. Wood colors were the best known standard of labeling those shades. But, of course, you already knew the poster was referring to a person of African-American descent; it said Escaped Slave right at the top.

Our history would be kind of embarrassing if it weren't for the fact that every place on Earth has had slaves at one time or another.
 
 
 
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