Your Joke I.Q.
Dec 3, 2008 General Nonsense |
I'm one of those people who can't remember my own address half the time (true) but I can remember a joke forever. I will now test your joke I.Q. by giving you some punchlines and you can see how many of them you recognize from the joke.
1. It's not so funny when it's YOUR mother, is it?
2. Tuesday is your day in the barrel.
3. Would you hold this camel for me?
4. Keep the tip.
How did you do?
Add your own punchlines without jokes in comments.
1. It's not so funny when it's YOUR mother, is it?
2. Tuesday is your day in the barrel.
3. Would you hold this camel for me?
4. Keep the tip.
How did you do?
Add your own punchlines without jokes in comments.
Votes: +3
Comments
User Name: Churchill101
Dec 13, 2008
0
This is when someone is really annoying the heck out of you.........
Just say THAT'S A PERFECT TEN ON THE GAY-O-METER
Just say THAT'S A PERFECT TEN ON THE GAY-O-METER
User Name: Shade_Jon
Dec 8, 2008
0
I created 50 new punchlines in search of the right jokes.
http://jergames.blogspot.com/2006/09/50-punchlines-you-can-use-for-your.html
Enjoy,
Yehuda
http://jergames.blogspot.com/2006/09/50-punchlines-you-can-use-for-your.html
Enjoy,
Yehuda
User Name: kidbert
Dec 7, 2008
0
User Name: kidbert
Dec 7, 2008
0
User Name: BryanK
Dec 5, 2008
0
1) Feet first! Feet first!
2) One lunatic driving in wrong direction, they say? I see hundreds of them!
3) Some idiot put the blanks in a revolver!
4) Look, no hands!
My joke IQ is pretty low. I remembered just the first punchline of your four...
2) One lunatic driving in wrong direction, they say? I see hundreds of them!
3) Some idiot put the blanks in a revolver!
4) Look, no hands!
My joke IQ is pretty low. I remembered just the first punchline of your four...
User Name: AvionicZ
Dec 5, 2008
+1
1 if you slice him thin enough.
They handed out job applications.
Because TNN was already taken.
So the cat won't bury them.
The 3rd Grade.
They handed out job applications.
Because TNN was already taken.
So the cat won't bury them.
The 3rd Grade.
User Name: pdb1132
Dec 4, 2008
0
And the rest of the dwarfs started singing "Grumpy screwed a penguin."
"Oh, I forgot. Your brother already has the car."
"I just saw my wife riding a skateboard."
brown chicken, brown cow
"Oh, I forgot. Your brother already has the car."
"I just saw my wife riding a skateboard."
brown chicken, brown cow
User Name: luddite
Dec 4, 2008
0
is the second one from your old comic where dilbert works in marketing?
"Tuesday is your day in the well"
"Tuesday is your day in the well"
User Name: Uncollated
Dec 4, 2008
0
I've always liked:
"Sorry, I should have warned you, he's a bit hard of hearing. You don't really think I asked for a twelve-inch Bic, do you?"
"Sorry, I should have warned you, he's a bit hard of hearing. You don't really think I asked for a twelve-inch Bic, do you?"
User Name: nenaperson
Dec 4, 2008
0
Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.
Me too. Mine's as big as a hat.
Your sign fell down.
You'd better pet him first; that dog might bite you.
Me too. Mine's as big as a hat.
Your sign fell down.
You'd better pet him first; that dog might bite you.
