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I'm one of those people who can't remember my own address half the time (true) but I can remember a joke forever. I will now test your joke I.Q. by giving you some punchlines and you can see how many of them you recognize from the joke.

1. It's not so funny when it's YOUR mother, is it?

2. Tuesday is your day in the barrel.

3. Would you hold this camel for me?

4. Keep the tip.

How did you do?

Add your own punchlines without jokes in comments.
 
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Dec 3, 2008
"Ok, but don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey."
"Ha! Herbie brought a watermelon"
"I was feeling !$%*!$ so for my third wish, I said I'd like a little head."
"The bad news is, you change with you, you change with you, you change with you..."
The invisible man said, "What the hell was that?"
"Scrambled."
"The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla costume has to go!"


 
 
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Dec 3, 2008
ooo and how could I have forgotten one of my all time faves.. Red Skelton to Minnie Pearl

"No. But your hat's on crooked."
 
 
Dec 3, 2008
And Doc said, "Haha, Dopey f*ed a penguin, Dopey f*ed a penguin."

And the hooker said, "I'll keep an eye out for you."

And the hitchhiker said, "Ptooie, MF'er sure could drive."

And the mouse told the elephant, "Suffer, b*itch"

"Eeek, a bald-headed mouse!"

I'll tell ya, I got a million of 'em.....
 
 
Dec 3, 2008
So the pirate says "Arrrrrr, it's driving me nuts"
 
 
Dec 3, 2008
"I thought that was your d!ck, your nuts are so high!"

"Help me find my car keys and I'll get us both out of here."

"F--- you peg-leg, I didn't want to dance with you anyway!"
 
 
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Dec 3, 2008
2 of 4, if the time you used #2 in Dilbert works for marketing counts.

"Death by Bunda"

"That is why they call them nuns"

"Which was pretty stupid, especially after the first one did"
 
 
Dec 3, 2008
One of my favorites is "Gracias, Zuperman." But you probably want jokes in English.

"You idiot. I said break ground and fly into the wind!"
 
 
Dec 3, 2008
$20. Same as in town.
 
 
Dec 3, 2008
I got one out of four... but I really don't believe I've heard the other jokes.

"sheep don't have strings!"
"lipstick!"
"I was stealing bicycles!"
 
 
Dec 3, 2008
"You poke 'em on!"

"He wanted to get up 'oily in the mornin' "
 
 
Dec 3, 2008
Crap, my joke IQ sucks, I can only remember #2. But then again, I can remember my own address and my wedding anniversary, so I consider it a fair trade-off.

"That's okay, we're not welcome at the Safeway anymore either."

"You think I asked for a 12" pianist?"

"So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit."
 
 
Dec 3, 2008
"No soap radio"
 
 
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Dec 3, 2008
"Welcome to Jamaica, Have a nice day"
 
 
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Dec 3, 2008
"It;s a lawn sprinkler,"

The Aristocrats"
 
 
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Dec 3, 2008
"Me know how.. want chance"

"Atta boy shorty. Give er all ya got!"

"Roll it back to her"
 
 
 
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