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Dec 15, 2010
The Flat Earth Society is real. We call them our Governence group where ever morning they huddle in a circle with thier robes and chant "The Earth is Flat!!! The Earth is Flat!! The Earth is Flat!!!....".
After half an hour of this they resume their duties of condeming any imaginative thoughts as Heresey.
 
 
Sep 28, 2010
Please note, there is currently a flat Earth society that still believe the Earth is flat (In fact, the flag of the United Nations has their map in the center). They say that the Earth is enclosed by Antarctica, which surrounds us like an ice wall. Because of this, no water would "Flow off" the Earth.
 
 
Aug 5, 2010
Wait...Earth not flat!!??!
 
 
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Jun 11, 2010
Proof that God exists: (1) If the Earth were flat then the oceans would run over the into a vacuum or something (2) If the water does not flow over the edge as natural laws & common sense predict then some supernatural force must prevent it. (3) Oceans have not flowed over the edge so a supernatural force exists. (4) The only supernatural force that could 'do' it would need enough power & the ability to be everywhere (around the edge) & be there since the oceans first 'began' is the omnipotent force we call God. Q.E.D. So every time you go to the beach just look out to see & tell yourself 'God exists' because the Earth is flat & God keeps it that way!!!
 
 
Jun 11, 2010
Proof that the Earth is round: When water is poured into a container, it levels itself. Water rests on a horizontal line, not on an incline. Thus, if water is poured in a container and the sides of the container break, the water will rush out and cover the surface of the floor (or whatever). It will rush until the water is too shallow to travel any further. Now think of the ocean, which can be over ten kilometers deep in some areas. If the earth was flat, the water at the edge would be standing over a vacuum. Since water tries to level itself out, the oceans would spill off the side of the Earth, until there was little or no water left in existence on this planet.
 
 
 
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