Its good you do not wake up screaming, but it is bad when you decide it is worth getting up because you do have a job and you're going to be late. Then you arrive a little too late to go unnoticed - and instantly remember it was your turn to shop breakfast for everyone on your way to work.
I know this is a comments section, but My God @Stormthehouse, sometimes its just better to step back and enjoy the joke, without constantly giving into the need to nit-pick, critique and analyse everything, every single time! Especially when most of the time the strips' punchlines are intuitively obvious, and don't require "subtitles".