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Jan 21, 2012
Its good you do not wake up screaming, but it is bad when you decide it is worth getting up because you do have a job and you're going to be late. Then you arrive a little too late to go unnoticed - and instantly remember it was your turn to shop breakfast for everyone on your way to work.
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Apr 14, 2011
That first couple seconds is always nice. No worries
Dec 19, 2010
..........................................Nah, to easy.
Jul 12, 2010
I know this is a comments section, but My God @Stormthehouse, sometimes its just better to step back and enjoy the joke, without constantly giving into the need to nit-pick, critique and analyse everything, every single time! Especially when most of the time the strips' punchlines are intuitively obvious, and don't require "subtitles".
May 22, 2009
OMG Does morning amnesia keep you from screaming from realizing life sucks,your old,your current problems,or all of the above.
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