@ IllusionDweller - it's not sexist to claim floral prints are for women. (most) guys would rather use tissues from a less-froofy box. Love the sandpaper reference in this strip, btw.
It is also sexist for Dilbert to say that some prints are a 'female design', that floral prints and such are meant for women. He's a bit of a hypocrite!
At first I thought that aisle in the grocery store looked like a dresser....
I almost always use toliet paper as tissues, but I have to admit whenever I'm sick and use it a lot it causes the skin around my nose to peel. I think Dilbert should get a hanky. Sure, a lot of people think they're gross, but they usually have manlier packaging.