Amusing fact; If he actually would move to norway his children would get their university education for free.. part of what you get for your tax "krona".. (I'm from sweden and over here university is free aswell)
Actually I am pretty sure they would torture dogbert like all the other kids, but they would have the mission to avenge their father, who has been tortured all this time by dogbert.
This comic would have marked the two-year anniversary in Dilbert comics 19 years ago. Even though I'd be exactly 19 years and 3 months late, I would still like to say happy second birthday, Dilbert! :)