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Aug 10, 2010
@Saber-Scorpion: he alredy figured that out back in on the 15th and 16th of march of '90 so technicaly he is alredy dead and just needs pick up
 
 
Dec 22, 2009
The majority of Dogbert's hobbies include lying, cheating, and stealing from stupid people. These are very well paying hobbies. He probably will never need the 400k
 
 
Sep 14, 2009
That may be an average dog life... but Dogbert is no average dog. He's probably found a way to live forever by now.
 
 
Aug 11, 2009
I'm pretty sure Dogbert doesn't pay for food or rent, so $400k should be more than enough to retire... oh that and Dog's only live on average about 12.8 years
 
 
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Jun 30, 2009
if i could make 400k in two weeks, i´d get retired and start my own business (i live in mexico, so 400k dollars is a LOT of money down here)
 
 
 
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