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Mar 9, 2012
"We haven't even gotten our food yet."
Sep 20, 2010
What about female engineers? I'm pretty sure no guys fake died on me so far......
Mar 8, 2010
Hey, I have plenty of friends...on Facebook.
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Jul 1, 2009
Local ads... the primitive dating site.

Probably about as successful then as well...
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Jun 29, 2009
Yeah, cause everybody knows the tricks women play on engineers on blind dates. How do they get those dates set up, anyway? They don't have any friends to set them up!
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