It is June 30, 2014. I just woke up out of a 3 year catatonic state induced by this incredibly factual and utterly boring piece of scripture by Xenobert. I believe he has discovered a non-lethal technique that will flatten you e.e.g. almost indefinitely.
The word Yahoo was invented by Jonathan Swift and used in his book Gulliver's Travels. It represents a person who is repulsive in appearance and barely human. Yahoo! founders David Filo and Jerry Yang jokingly considered themselves yahoos. It's also an interjection sometimes associated with United States Southerners' and Westerners' expression of joy, as alluded to in Yahoo.com commercials that end with someone singing the word "yahoo". It is also sometime jokingly referred to by its backronym, Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle