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Jan 3, 2012
@danopia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem
 
 
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Sep 6, 2010
I think histerik actually had a good idea there. Great excuse to liquidate him! :DD
 
 
Jul 8, 2010
When you're given more than one priority 1 project you should just ask which one do you want me to do first.
 
 
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Jul 6, 2010
I once received four "This is your new number 1 priority" assignments from my boss in a single day. When asked which of my number 1 priorities was the most important, I was told they all were.
 
 
Aug 6, 2009
Hmmm... Is "personal life" an "assignment"?
 
 
 
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