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Feb 4, 2011
This is probably the main strip that got me hooked on Dilbert. It is also the one that pops into my head the most often, usually at work. I wonder why that is?
Jul 7, 2010
My favorite is always when the boss comes up and wants to change the wording of my report/e-mail/etc to say the same thing with twice as many pointless words added in.

"Instead of 'projected completed on schedule' say 'the concluded projected completed on schedule per the pre-determined timeline' see, doesn't that sound better?"
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Oct 7, 2009
I have an odd feeling that the boss told him to click the X. Not sure, but I think that's where it leads to.
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Jun 25, 2009
Stargirl, if you´ve ever known someone so manipulative that he/she/it wants to control every aspect of your life, that´s a little bit like being micromanaged, so the funny thing here is, the PHB (pointy haired boss) wanting to be a more hands on manager, takes his "job" to a ridiculous extent.

I love the NO YOU FOOL in the last panel =)
Jun 22, 2009
"Long day"??? Sorry Dilbert, but I think that this might be "Long Week"!
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