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Jun 21, 2011
millenNium

Also,

000100 IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
000200 PROGRAM-ID. DINOSAUR.
000300
000400 ENVIRONMENT DIVISION.
000500 CONFIGURATION SECTION.
000600
000700 DATA DIVISION.
000800 FILE SECTION.
000900
001000 PROCEDURE DIVISION.
001100
001200 MAIN-LOOP SECTION.
001300 BEGIN.
001400 ___ IF NOT ICE-AGE
001500 _________ PERFORM WAIT-FOR-METEORITE
001550 ____________ UNTIL DATE IS GREATER THAN MILLENNIUM.
001575 ___ DISPLAY "END OF THE WORLD."
001600 MAIN-LOOP-EXIT.
001700 ___ STOP RUN.
 
 
Jul 12, 2010
guess what. Bob is green again. i guess he has been finishing his "Wedgies" (short for Vegetables)
 
 
Jul 6, 2010
Too young to know COBOL. I prefer Python myself.
import "we're screwed.py"
 
 
Jul 5, 2010
C'mon guys, this is *COBOL*:

IF THE TIME IT TAKES A METEOR TO KILL US IS LONGER THAN THE TIME IT TAKES A GLACIER TO KILL US THEN WE WILL FREEZE BY THE GLACIER OTHERWISE WE WILL BE HIT BY THE METEOR

Of course, that's the new revised highly compressed COBOL.
 
 
Apr 19, 2010
Ewwww! Spaghetti is only good as pasta, not code!
 
 
 
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