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Aug 26, 2011
I'm amazed at how often I get in trouble for giving to people what they asked for, rather than what they wanted.
 
 
Mar 7, 2011
Reminds me of a situation with a colleague some month ago.
His boss said "Give me all the data we can select from this database".
His answer: "select 1 from dual. select 2 from dual. select 3 from dual. ...."
MUAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA
 
 
Apr 9, 2010
If you talk technical to someone who deosn't understand they will agree to anything for fear of looking stupid if they don't understand you.
 
 
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Feb 2, 2009
Isn't that just brilliant? :)
 
 
 
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