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Sep 1, 2011
Something tells me that even if Dilbert could get a flock of females to have little hearts go up upon seeing him, he would still not be able to get a date with any of them. By the time he opens his mouth, they will have figured out that the babies are rubber and then they will turn their wrath upon him.
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Aug 4, 2011
Oh man, I hate people who makes comment "Gosh, his/her face on 1/2/3/4/5/6/n panel is priceless!". They don't have anything smart to write and yet they want to be remembered in some way.
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Jul 10, 2011
Even with such a sure thing, Dilbert ruins it!
Aug 31, 2009
Women know men are bad with babies. We're just impressed to see them try.
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Jul 6, 2009
the look on her face in the last panel is priceless
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