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Aug 27, 2014
Wasn't it Jango Edwards who said:" If I were as ugly as you, I'd shave my ass and walk backwards"?
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May 10, 2012
He wants to conquer Rhode Island, but not actually get off his ass to do it. Plus Dilbert jokes his butt is becoming furry like Dogbert's butt because he likes sitting around just as much.
Aug 9, 2011
I think this is originally from Alf.
Jul 11, 2011
Just don't get this one...
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May 26, 2008
This must be why he decided to rule the world, he's already there.
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