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Jul 11, 2011
The real issue is that someone would actually think this would be a useful thing to do. Kind of like those download speed boosters...
Jun 14, 2011
I'm surprised Wally is concerned for the PHB. While he's like that it's another great opportunity to get out of work.
Jan 13, 2011
Ok, I get it now. But IHs has a point. You can get a hand warmer app for some cellphones.
Jan 10, 2011
You could conceivably do that with software though. Write a program that runs the CPU so hot that the insides start smoldering. The smoke released reduces the weight, and then have the user point the exhaust fan at their keyboard to warm it.

There is potential however for adverse effects...
Dec 3, 2010
are you all nuts?
seriously read SOFTWARE
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