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Sep 14, 2011
I think people spend way too much time and money on Weddings. When my wife and I were planning ours, I told her a few things.

1. It doesn't have to be perfect. So long as we have a place to get married and a place to eat, we're good.

2. Weddings are like funerals. You will be overcharged because they know it's an emotional time for you so don't let them take advantage of you.

3. Regardless of how things go, so long as we end up married at the end of the day, all will be good.

Things that went wrong:

1. Unbealievably hot and humid.

2. Two of the bridesmaids announced during the reception that they don't eat seafood, even though we asked ahead of time if everyone was okay with seafood, so the restaurant had to scramble to make something for them.

3. The bridesmaid had a rock thown through her windshield as she was driving down for the wedding from Montreal.

4. My wife's Uncle announced that his wife (who attended the wedding with him) was leaving him. Admittedly, that happened the following day, but...

5 years later, we are still happily married.
 
 
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Sep 14, 2011
Yeah. I'm still recovering from the year I spent planning my wedding day. Which, by the way, only lasted about 4 and a half hours. And I barely remember it, not even a year later. Ugh.
 
 
Jun 30, 2011
Plus those raising money for charity.
 
 
Jun 10, 2010
That seems like a good company policy.
 
 
 
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