Strips

I swear to god, sometimes I have to wonder if Scott Adams has something wrong in his head to be this hysterical. This one's going on my office wall.

No, it doesn't count as apathetic because apathy is not caring one way or the other. You don't to or not to do anything. What you meant to ask was does it count as laziness?

Of course. That's the best kind of apathy. That shows you're really devoted to being apathetic. Please ignore the obvious self-contradictive nature of my previous sentence, you get the point.