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Dec 22, 2010
On December 11th 2001 I was working in BD at a big IT company (me = network enginner).
We had a brainstorm meeting that went EXACTLY like this strip. Totally exactly spookingly by the damned last letter.
The next day I saw the strip and it made me realize the three stages of dilbert perception:
Stage 1)
You laugh hysterically because U are sure that madness like this in nonexistent.
Stage 2)
You laugh more silently sinve this type of madness exists all around U but doesn't affect U.
Stage 3)
U R right in the middle of it and it is time to move to somewhere else since U can't fight madness.

I changed companies every two or three years ever since ...
 
 
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Dec 9, 2010
I hope Wally is sleeping. You are all prima donnas. Go argue on forums somewhere, this place is about ridiculing business.
 
 
Nov 15, 2010
RE: usessimpletools

LOL Your tinfoil hat must be broken, because you're letting your stupid thoughts escape out into the world where we can all see them and laugh at them.

If what you say were true, then it would indeed be fraud, and it would be extremely easy to find evidence of said fraud. It would be pretty easy to tell that an iPhone 4 wasn't acting the same as other iPhone 4's, and a simple disassembly would reveal iPhone 3 parts (Was that 3G or 3GS? Never heard of a plain ol' iPhone3?).

Since no evidence of said fraud has been found, it's safe to say the only place that took place was in your own mind. It didn't happen in reality, on Earth, in this solar system, galaxy, or universe.
 
 
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Jul 22, 2010
Do you really not know why it's now a successful company?
One word, MARKETING

People are stupid sheep.
 
 
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Apr 25, 2010
Lol I'm assuming those are Wally's feet in the air? The odd shaped foam he grabbed doesn't look like a very good seat.... :D
 
 
 
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