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Apr 30, 2011
I atually live near a nuclear power plant and they mailed out a map that essentially showed who would die instantly, who would have mutations and who would have kids with mutations lol......
 
 
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Jun 15, 2010
Dilbert should tell his PHB about cellophane tape and how pulling tape off the roll generates X-ray radiation. PHB will never go near his desk again.
 
 
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Dec 18, 2009
I eat some radiation everyday with my cereal. It keeps my DNA active and in shape. I'm hoping to get bumble bee wings.
 
 
Dec 11, 2009
may not kill you right away.... these things take time
 
 
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Aug 31, 2009
Yeah sure a little ballistic missile wnt kill you either
 
 
 
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