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Sep 16, 2014
I got the gist of most of it but only because I understand the group dynamics of testosteron fueled petty one upmanship and turf waring, mutually incompatible alpha type personalities.
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Sep 2, 2011
um... i understand it..
May 10, 2011
Is there a consolation prize for the "understanders"? :)
Oct 22, 2010
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Aug 3, 2010
Reminds me strongly of corporate legalese..."if we can't negotiate a friendly merger, than we must prepare for a hostile takeover by corporate raiders. In which case, we should probably seek a white squire or white knight, though then it may become a gray knight if we aren't careful. We could also utilize a crown jewel defense or scorched earth defense, though that would be crippling. Unfortunately, we lack the resources for a pac man defense. Let's just simplify it and use a poison pill."
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