STRIP FOR May 13, 2002

Hats a) keep away prying telepathic aliens if you line them with foil, b) cover that bald patch c) if they have earflaps they can keep away the sounds of screaming !$%*!$%*!$%*!$ eejits (see JD) d) look cool if you a are a jazz musician e) denote rank besides being rank f) protect from God which is why they are obligatory in some societies.

Plazma!!!
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE !$%* UP!!!
YOU ARE JUST AS ANNOYING AS THE LAST PLASMA, BUT LESS RELEVANT!!!!

To keep your head warm, duh