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Aug 28, 2011
This stuff does happen.

When my niece died I was asked if we were close. I said she was 20 years younger than me; she was only a child. I was told I could have a half day off so I could go to the funeral, but not the wake afterwards.
 
 
Apr 25, 2011
I have a friend that worked for a German automotive company, they flew him to Germany for his first week of training, halfway through the week his mom died and he went home for the funeral. They fired him for having his priorities misplaced and not finishing the week of training
 
 
Jan 13, 2011
Wow.. I bet Scott knew some really terrible people.. this is too great.
 
 
Sep 9, 2010
@pradu. Uh, a gerbil's not a dog. Also, I find it odd that Carol's considering PHB's offer.
 
 
Jan 26, 2010
Im gonna be down with the clowns till im dead in the ground. Hee hee ;)
 
 
 
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