Did you miss the whole 'much-hated departmental secretary' part?
And the fact that maybe, JUST MAYBE, MarrillionFan was being SARCASTIC about the 'Sadly, she wasn't very badly hurt' part?
Not everything should be taken seriously - my friends and I, for example, often use the phrase 'Let's hope it's nothing trivial' whenever somebody's sick.
ESPECIALLY for each other.
I entirely understand laughing at the misfortune of someone who gets what they deserve. My main problem with your story is "Sadly, she wasn't very badly hurt." It's beyond laughing at someone getting what they deserve, and wishing significant harm on someone.
You have a horrible sense of humor, and your story is with no merit but to show your level of sadism and hatred. Scott Adams gives us a comedic story full of wonderful irony, and you provide us with a tale of hatred and gore, with the sub-context which implies that you are comparing it to the Dilbert strip. There is not correlation between your story and this strip. Go away.