Strips

"The bea(r)ings will continue until morale improves."

I give 10 days at most before the engineers band together and glue the suit onto PHB.

We had something like that here, but we paid other people to dress up in the costumes... Made me wonder, "How much did you pay those people for such a degrading act? Could that money have gone on our paychecks instead?"

We were allowed to get our picture taken with them... it was like some sort of Corporate Disneyland day. I delcined to participate in the embarassment. I almost expect fingerpainting as a morale boosting event in the future.