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Oct 17, 2014
Hey Faizal, are you sure that galaxy is not hanging from your cat's collar in a pendant? Be careful you are not hunted down by a big bug of an alien or by the m.i.b.
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Dec 14, 2012
That's nothing. I have all Dilbert strips ever created at my fingertips.
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Oct 26, 2011
That’s nothing! I created a universe where politicians actually keep their promises.
Oct 16, 2011
That's nothing! I have a thousand parallel universes in my imagination.
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Feb 5, 2011
That's nothing. I have a fully formed universe in my closet.
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