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Apr 21, 2014
Warning label for your warning label?
Nov 7, 2013
Actual warning label on a garbage bag:
"Warning! Infants may suffocate if clings to face."
I guess older kids will be fine with their faces wrapped in plastic...
Apr 2, 2013
You were warned, Redshirt! But too late to watch some Star Trek.

(imagine Geoffrey from Fresh Prince of Bel Air...)
"D'oh!" And, might l add, "Nutz!"
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