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Apr 22, 2014
The closest those two can come is an uncivil union.
 
 
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Nov 29, 2011
1. Those are all real languages.
2. Topper just spouts words to out-talk other people. (it's a fixation)
3. Feature Creep adds useless features, and is impressed by how useless Topper's toppings were.
4. Topper just said the one thing that would irrevocably out-do "I like your style"..
 
 
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Nov 16, 2011
That’s nothing! I’ll had myself surgically altered so I can have your baby!
 
 
Jan 6, 2011
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They're all real, including our beloved Friulian. It's a language spoken where I live: Friuli, a region in the North East of Italy.
 
 
Feb 25, 2010
are those real languages, or is he just making them up?
 
 
 
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