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Nov 16, 2011
So Topper claims to that famous spy, Teddy Salad.

What, Salad as in...

Lettuce, cucumbers, tomatoes ... yes.
Nov 16, 2011
That's nothing! I plan on selling my company's most guarded secrets to a little glasses-wearing, egg shaped dog so he can enslave us all!
May 26, 2011
That's nothing! I inspired Rebecca Black!
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Jul 17, 2010
That's nothing! I laughed SO hard that I destroyed the old universe and set the big bang that started this one!
And i'm still laughing...
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Jul 9, 2010
That's nothing! I destroyed my company by starting a global thermo nuclear war!
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