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Dec 9, 2011
"Mort" is the french for "dead". I thought this was worth mentioning.
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Nov 1, 2010
I am checking on all of the old people in my office from now on. Making my rounds now!
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Jun 23, 2010

For those of us that are the actual productive people in our worlds. it is a well thought out smart move. Will he be any worse off a day/week later? I do not think he'd notice. Plus, the productive people know that some busy-body, flitting around aimlessly, searching for some self-defined crisis to avoid real work, will happen by and pretend to take care of it.

See? Problem solved. Feel free to adopt this crisis as your own.
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Oct 20, 2008
Even more cynical
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