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Aug 29, 2013
I got a phone call that went to voicemail to tell me that something I ordered for my wife had arrived. She asked who it was, and I proceeded to tell her the truth. Why? I'm still wondering. It would have been so easy to say my mom or any other random person that wouldn't have given away the surprise. Stupid truth!
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Mar 9, 2009
This is about how well things go when I try to lie. I feel your pain, Dilbert.
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