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Oct 15, 2010
.... or perhaps Catbert's eyes just rejected what he was reading, causing him to go blind. Same as every time someone in this strip has looked at a reference to naughty things, and has cried a similar thing. MAYBE THAT WAS IT.

I think that SA's punchline was the best punchline. Much better than deepakrn's proposal.
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Aug 30, 2010
There are two "sayings" related to masturbation.

"If you !$%*!$%*!$% you'll go blind."

"Every time you !$%*!$%*!$% God kills a kitten."

This strip is definitely conflating the two. There's no saying I've heard of that speaks of blinding kittens.

A better punchline for the last panel would be Catbert exclaiming, "Argggh, I can't breathe!!!" or something else to that effect. No mashup option, though.
Jul 24, 2009
well... Catbert is a cat, so I'm guessing some sort of style, that relates to dogs.
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Mar 10, 2009
I really curious about what he think about...
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Oct 13, 2008
There are some things about Wally that we are better off not knowing.
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