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Apr 26, 2013
I've half-adz tried to do that!
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Mar 21, 2013
He'd sit down with the intent to falsify it and when done, he'll be shocked when he looks down and somehow the entire thing is truthful.
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Jan 9, 2012
Dilbert's a true engineer; he's incapable of falsifying documents.
Jul 7, 2010
Dilbert should just fill out a budget report and SAY he did all those other things.
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