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May 6, 2014
The correct answer to the first question is "In the crawlspace? None"
Feb 10, 2010
It is sad, no-one ever told bob how to get his t-shirt. You heartless people. (a bit late now.)
Nov 20, 2009
brilliant!!! An engineer treats every ridiculous question/problem with a logical, hands-on approach. They cannot blabber as senselessly as economists can (and for which they are specifically trained). That´s why I love to work with engineers - too bad that Dilbert´s way of thinking classifies him psychologically as a whacko. :=)
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Aug 8, 2009
Harken to Bob331! at last! a person who, instead of merely complaining, actually expended an EXTREME amount of brainpower and ASKED FOR HELP. what a novel idea! maybe all of you spamming tw@ts will do that now! (oh wait....I shouldn't hope for the impossible.)

message only directed at spamming tw@ts. if you are not a spamming tw@t, please disregard.
Jun 23, 2008
I am an engineer and I identify with this. Non-engineering people always look at me in funny ways when I propose some solution to a problem.
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