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Oct 9, 2014
Mythbusters tried wrapping a pig corpse in plastic and buried it in concrete. Within a week or so, the smell was so horrible they had to dig it up again. This was no easy feat.
May 6, 2014
The correct answer to the first question is "In the crawlspace? None"
Feb 10, 2010
It is sad, no-one ever told bob how to get his t-shirt. You heartless people. (a bit late now.)
Nov 20, 2009
brilliant!!! An engineer treats every ridiculous question/problem with a logical, hands-on approach. They cannot blabber as senselessly as economists can (and for which they are specifically trained). That´s why I love to work with engineers - too bad that Dilbert´s way of thinking classifies him psychologically as a whacko. :=)
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Aug 8, 2009
Harken to Bob331! at last! a person who, instead of merely complaining, actually expended an EXTREME amount of brainpower and ASKED FOR HELP. what a novel idea! maybe all of you spamming tw@ts will do that now! (oh wait....I shouldn't hope for the impossible.)

message only directed at spamming tw@ts. if you are not a spamming tw@t, please disregard.
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