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Feb 4, 2009
The whole purpose of all the words in this strip is to emphasize on the last single word: "IF?"

bwuahahahahahahahhaaaaaa.....
 
 
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Jul 29, 2008
The stupiest weasel in the universe is able to hide his intentions or lie / make up things. Seen people with a IQ below 80 who were able to try playing games with you. - People the size of dogbert are honest, obvious and as chivalric and fair as possible. - Lying/Deception is the last weapon to choose. - Most times you allready loosed the case if you need to. - No cheap weasel will ever gain access to the top of the world. - When you met them you'll learn what sympathy for the devil means. And they don't like the most obvious stench of a weasel either.

And of course chatter, big words and lies are bunk. - You won't believe me in a million years. This prooves that I'm right.
 
 
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Jul 28, 2008
No one besmirches the name of dogbert!
 
 
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Jul 28, 2008
Dogbert just flat out RULES!!!!!
 
 
Jul 28, 2008
FIRST!

No, just kidding. I don't like much Dogbert. He is always SO obvious. Something like:
Me: Dogbert, would you like to watch me die?
Dogbert: Are you still alive?
- End of obvious joke -

= BTW are we going to have cube farming again?
 
 
 
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