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Sep 12, 2008
you're fired. JUST KIDDING!!!!Now .002% doesn't look so bad.
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Sep 12, 2008
This is painfully funny. You look, you laugh, you pause to accept the realization, you cry.

...then you enter the manager's office to realize it was a premonition.
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Sep 12, 2008
If only it weren't true... the more you produce the more they expect.
Sep 12, 2008
He broke the golden rule, never work at full capacity, 50% or 60% is plenty for your job!!! He he he.
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